Man, this guy obviously didn't do things half way, eh?
When this attempt at intimacy also was rebuffed, Po Dong flew into a rage and severed his penis with a pair of scissors. He then cut the severed member into several pieces and stabbed himself in the stomach while screaming abuse at his wife.
Of all the things I wish I hadn't done when I was drunk I am still miles away from the magnitude of regret that this guy must be feeling.
(Adressing his "dong") "You have brought great dishonour to the name Dong. You must die!"
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