Embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions....

[Barnes]

The embarrassing vinyl thread got me thinking, for some reason of something that happened to me in terms of a major wadrobe malfunction that happened to me a few years ago.

I was at the pornstar party at the Den wearing the suit my dad got married in. It was white, bell bottom pants, high vest, jacket and big ass collar shirt. See John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.

I had put on a little weight since the last time I wore it and my boxers kept bunching up making me really uncomfortable. Before leaving the house, I decided that goin commando would be the best move. At about 1 am I was drunk, on the dance floor and shakin it. All of a sudden I had a lot more room to move. I ripped the ass out of my pants from coast to coast. We're talkin' two pant legs and a waist band. Oh, I also decided that the jacket would be too warm so I had nothing to wrap around me.

The worst part of this is I had to take a cab home bare asssed on the seat.

Your turn.....

[Eastern Girl]

I was doing a presentation in the 11th grade, wearing a button up shirt and the top buttons popped off. I suppose it wasn't that bad, cause I was wearing a bra and so there was no nudity, but I was pretty embarrassed. Had to hold my shirt closed for the rest of the presentation.

[Shazam]

I was at Arbour Lake one year, when a chick's tits popped out of her bikini. Took her about 15 minutes before she realized it. Whoo hoo!

[spydermal]

At baseball practise when I was younger, I ripped a big hole in my crotch and had to finish practise. In grade 5 it wasnt really a malfunction but before school I took out a garbage bag with old seafood in it. Little did I know the bag was leaking, showed up at school with rotton seafood clothes.

[I-Hate-Hulse]

Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

I was doing a presentation in the 11th grade, wearing a button up shirt and the top buttons popped off. I suppose it wasn't that bad, cause I was wearing a bra and so there was no nudity, but I was pretty embarrassed. Had to hold my shirt closed for the rest of the presentation.

Isn't top two buttons pretty much standard practice in fashion circles now?

Back when I was 12, my folks took me to see Police Academy 3 at Sunridge theatres. The last miscreants that had my seat decided to leave a huge, 5 piece Hubba Bubba, blob of gum on the seat. Of course, I didn't notice until 30 minutes in by which I'm pretty much affixed to the seat. I tear myself off but of course, there's a huge blob of purplish gum stuck to my arse. I didn't know what to do or say...

[Eastern Girl]

Originally Posted by I-Hate-Hulse

Isn't top two buttons pretty much standard practice in fashion circles now?

I had the top few around my collar undone already, yes, it was the top buttons around my chest that popped off when I put my arms up, revealing my bra. Revealing your bra when wearing a button up shirt, I don't think is common practice.

[Barnes]

Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

I had the top few around my collar undone already, yes, it was the top buttons around my chest that popped off when I put my arms up, revealing my bra. Revealing your bra when wearing a button up shirt, I don't think is common practice.

Depends on the industry.

[SpitFire40]

I tore a seam in my Superstore work pants when I worked there like one hour into my shift...

I didn't want to buy expensive black slacks because it was just a crap job... It didn't take much.

The rest of my shift, hauling TV's, ect was tricky...

[Reggie Dunlop]

I once wore a checkered tie with a striped shirt.

[fanforever1986]

I went out golfing with a girlfriend's of the time dad and his friend...i think this was the year after i graduated from highschool. anyways, it was the beginning of the season and apparently i had packed on the pounds over the winter. Pop goes the button on the pants. No i wasn't wearing a belt. Hardest/most awkward round of golf i've ever played. I still beat both those suckers though.

[FlamesAddiction]

I remember this one time, I was going on a date with a really good looking girl... probably out of my league. I went to pick her up and her room mates let me in. All of them were really gorgeous, so I was really nervous. Then one of them pointed down at my foot and there was a frickin' bounce sheet hanging out the bottom of my pant leg.

Another one. Back when I was a teenager, I went to the public pool to swim with a friend of mine. I didn't have a swim suit, so I borrowed a pair of shorts from my friend. We were swimming and diving off the diving board... in fact, I was showing off. Then my friend pointed out to me that when the shorts got wet, they became see-through...

[Vulcan]

Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop

I once wore a checkered tie with a striped shirt.

for me that
s common practise
in grade 5
we had co-ed gym
and my mom insisted
on me wearing my long johns
to school
i rolled them up
for class
but as soon as
i starting running
they fell
much to the glee
of the girls
and my female teacher
i rolled them back
up, not really caring

[OilersBaby]

In grade school, I used to always participate in "Jump Rope For Heart". Well, I was skipping and my pants fell down cuz they were a lil baggy. I was young and half the school was watching me skip as much as I could. I was so embarassed cuz I was about 10 years old and wearing some little kid panties with WWF Wrestlers on it and everyone made fun of me.

Fast forward a few years.....I was drunk and wearing a sweater on top of a tank top...was really hot outside and so I took of my sweatshirt when my tank top came off with it. At least I was wearing a sports bra underneath and not some skimpy lil bra.

Here's a funny thing my husband did just last week. My dog REALLY needed a walk at 4 am cuz he was sick. My husband sleeps in his underwear (boxer briefs) and a t-shirt, and since he was half asleep, he just put on the doggy's leash and walked out the door. He came back a few mins later and when I asked why he had returned so quickly, he said he hadn't realized he was in his underwear, thought he was wearing shorts. I found that hilarious.

[Hack&Lube]

You know when you take everything off and just leave your clothes in a pile and jump in the shower and then just go to bed right away? Then you sleep in and you're late for school or work so you hurridly put on new underwear and socks and then put on whatever clothes were sitting on the floor from last night?

Well, this happened in grade 8, I hurridly put on whatever was on the floor and went to school but during science class, realized something was feeling clumpy and suddenly, the old pair of socks and underwear came out of one leg as I was walking! I had left them in the bottom of my pants and didn't notice they were there.

[Mr.Coffee]

When there's an NHL game in Edmonton there's a whole stadium filled with wardrobe malfunctions.

[Hemi-Cuda]

was working at my old job when the ass completely ripped out of my pants when i was lifting something. with some quick thinking though and a handy stapler i was able to finish the rest of my shift without too much trouble

[Flames09]

I bought new capris (cheap we were suppose to wear "Summer clothes" to promote a new summer look when I worked in retail years ago) and I was wearing these black capris and I bent down and my pants tore right down the middle it was embarassing because I was with a customer and it sounded like I farted. Anyways thank God I worked in a mall and I went and bought a new pair. It's not even like I'm big I just thought they would look better if they were tighter...

[Inferno]

Originally Posted by Hack&Lube

the old pair of socks and underwear came out of one leg as I was walking! I had left them in the bottom of my pants and didn't notice they were there.

Yeah, I remember that happening to me once or twice but it was only socks.

[North East Goon]

I remember back in Jr. High School I snuck up behind the hottest girl in school in gym and whipped down her sweatpants to her ankles, not realizing that I brought her panties along for the ride as well. I got suspended for 3 days and had to bring my Mom in to make a formal apology to her. Ahhh great memories of being a little punk!

[Daradon]

White after labour day...

Huge golf AND yacht club.

I wanted to die!