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Old 04-01-2007, 02:45 AM   #1
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Default Kiprusoff OUT?



In an unfortunate stroke of fate, Miikka Kiprusoff twisted his ankle getting out of his Toyota Prius after arriving home Saturday night. "Kippers heard a snap as soon as it happened. When I heard that, I knew we were in trouble..." relayed the downtrodden Flames GM Darryl Sutter.
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In a deal that saw Kiprusoff having an exclusive endorsement contract with the European fashion shoe giant "Retro Future Fashion". The deal estimated to be worth $215,000 US seems to have cost the Calgary Flames their number one goalie for the rest of the season. The Flames team doctor released this statement early Sunday morning, "...He should make a full recovery after the operation but only time will tell." He further went on to say, "Men just aren't meant to wear heals".



Saw this on... http://www.calgaryflames.com/news/media_releases.html
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Old 04-01-2007, 02:47 AM   #2
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Did you sing up just to make that joke?

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Old 04-01-2007, 05:21 AM   #3
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Oh noes! what a thing to happen on april 1st...
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Old 04-01-2007, 08:56 AM   #4
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Google's free TiSP Beta was better.
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Old 04-01-2007, 09:27 AM   #5
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LOL, the best is the random link to the picture of the shoe...
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Old 04-01-2007, 10:02 AM   #6
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shoes...shoes.

was theodore signed up with the same company IRL?
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Old 04-01-2007, 10:05 AM   #7
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what a way to ruin april fools day. this is awful those are some handsome looking shoes though
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Old 04-01-2007, 03:04 PM   #8
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At least there is a sense of humour here. I posted this at the Canucks forums and it got deleted. It's April Fool's Day, c'mon!
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Old 04-01-2007, 04:14 PM   #9
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At least there is a sense of humour here. I posted this at the Canucks forums and it got deleted. It's April Fool's Day, c'mon!
Hmmm, I wonder why it got deleted..... geeez.... let's see... canucks... flames... canucks... flames... canucks.... nope, don't know why, sorry.
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Old 04-02-2007, 12:29 AM   #10
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I had posted it in their general hockey discussion section, not the Canucks Talk section.
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Old 04-02-2007, 01:47 AM   #11
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I think its hilarious cause its so cheesy. Talk about accidental humour.
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