Good Practical Jokes

[Bench Warmer]

Okay all - I need suggestions for a good, but not too harmful, practical joke to play on my buddy at a hockey tourney this weekend. Why you ask? Cuz, he gots me good at the last one.

It's a small town, drink-fest tournament. Basically, he 'forgot' his duffle bag in my SUV and needed my keys to go get it. We were drinking in the hotel so I just gave him the keys to my SUV to get it. When I get up in the morning, a couple other guys from the team tell me that my vehicle's been broken into. I go outside and my driver's side window is smashed, glass everywhere. So, right off - I'm angry. Very angry. I go to inspect the damage and I start looking at the glass. It's full of dirt, there's sunflower seeds in it, a screw and I'm thinking, what the he!! did these morons throw at my window to break it? Upon further inspection, I see my window rolled down in the door. My buddy had got a bag full of broken glass from Speedy and when he went down to get his 'forgotten' bag, he rolled down my window, poured the glass all over the place - the trap was set and hilarity (to the rest of the team) ensued the next morning.

So, I want to get him back - and good. Any ideas?

[disco_inferno]

theres the ol' p!ss in the hockey bag trick...that'd learn him.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by disco_inferno

theres the ol' p!ss in the hockey bag trick...that'd learn him.

Take his sister/mom out on a date, and then spread a rumor that she was so easy and fat that you actually felt bad about being seen in public with the old hog.

Or you could bury his dad up to his neck in an ant hill.

feed his dog a live hand grenade.

Build a 30 foot magnifying glass and then hold it over your friend on a sunny day.

camera, tequilla, his girlfriend and the internet, need I say more?

[ken0042]

If "Revenge of the Nerds" taught me anything, liquid heat in the jock strap is a sure fire winner!

[Ford Prefect]

Since his trick on you involved your vehicle, here's one you could do involving his vehicle. Get some speaker wire, splice it into his vehicle's ignition system, run the speaker wire into the cab of the vehicle (thru the fire wall if possible), under the carpet or floor mat, under the driver's seat and up through the split in the driver's seat and back rest. If he has a seat cover even better ... run the end end of the speaker wire under the seat cover. Be sure to leave about an inch of bare wire at the end of the speaker wire that goes to his seat. When he sticks his key in the ignition and turns it he's going to get a pretty good jolt in the arse ... probably enough that he'll bang his head on the roof. From observing this trick when played on a friend, he seemed to think he was getting the current through his keys, so it might make a complete circuit. It may be a good idea to make sure the guy's heart is sound first though. The guy I saw this done to was about 20 years old at the time and physically fit.

[SaskaBushFire]

Hit him with your car. Then say "haha just kidding man".

[Dion]

Buy some fresh fish and hide it uner the drivers seat. A couple of days later he'll notice a very baaaad smell

[disco_inferno]

a guy who used to work for a natural gas company told me about that stuff they put in it to make it smell like rotten eggs..he said 3 drops in the air ducts of a car or truck and its there for a year..maybe more, and it smells BAD.

[J pold]

Kick him in the nuts….not very practical but rather effective

[Dion]

You could also re route the hose for the windshield washer unit. Have the hose pointing at the drivers crotch. He goes to clean his windshield and gets a wet crotch.

Have a mechanic friend who did this to his boss last year. Boss came in screaming and hollering the next morning about a wet crotch. The whole garage erupted with hoots of laughter.

[Rathji]

hook his signal light up to his car horn

[Frank the Tank]

If you have another hockey tournament, carefully put a strip of sock tape along the bottom of his blades. Probably won't notice when he puts his skates on and will fall on his ass when he steps on the ice.