OJ Simpson possibly fathered Anna Nicole Smith's daughter - Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

icarus · 03-09-2007, 04:05 AM

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"He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father."

I don't really get too caught up in celebrity gossip, but seriously--WDF. I think recent events have shown us that anyone subjected to media overexposure--OJ Simpson, Anna Nicole Smith, Britney Spears--can really go off the deep end. I don't envy them, despite their fame and (one-time) fortunes.

http://cbs5.com/entertainment/entert...066113248.html

Table 5 · 03-09-2007, 07:06 AM

seriously though, how man men DID anna nicole bang in that time-frame where the math makes enough sense that you could be the father??? We've almost got a half a dozen candidates.

nfotiu · 03-09-2007, 07:13 AM

Why is there not a PPV edition of Maury to figure this all out???

TimSJ · 03-09-2007, 07:18 AM

Hey now that i think of it, I could be the father as well..lol

Seems to me that the love of Howard K. Sterns life was a bit of a whore..

4X4 · 03-09-2007, 08:25 AM

Rome was talking aboutr this the other day but his wrath was pointed at other comments OJ made where he said that he hopes that he isn't the father so that Fred Goldman can't try to get his hands on the girl's money.

Cowperson · 03-09-2007, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Table 5

seriously though, how man men DID anna nicole bang in that time-frame where the math makes enough sense that you could be the father???

Probably fewer than the number of women that OJ slept with in the same time period . . . . . or the other paramours as well.

Cowperson

burn_baby_burn · 03-09-2007, 08:33 AM

He said it in jest. He apparantly slept with her during the filming of Naked Gun 2 & 1/2. That is the reason to the referance for the slow moving sperm.

La Flames Fan · 03-09-2007, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Table 5

seriously though, how man men DID anna nicole bang in that time-frame where the math makes enough sense that you could be the father??? We've almost got a half a dozen candidates.

I did.

I Also Fathered Anna Nicole Smith's Daughter (satire)

Flameschick · 03-09-2007, 10:59 AM

If they want to establish whether O.J. is the dad or not, why not just wait to see if Anna Nicole Smith's daughter murders someone, then writes a book titled "If I Killed Her"?

pope04 · 03-09-2007, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by 4X4

Rome was talking aboutr this the other day but his wrath was pointed at other comments OJ made where he said that he hopes that he isn't the father so that Fred Goldman can't try to get his hands on the girl's money.

Yeah, there's this line in the above story that caught my eye:

According to the newspaper, Simpson, who often visits the Bahamas where Smith was laid to rest on Friday, also joked to Pardo, "I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money — or the baby herself."

What a disgusting statement, even in jest.

Burninator · 03-09-2007, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by pope04

Yeah, there's this line in the above story that caught my eye:

According to the newspaper, Simpson, who often visits the Bahamas where Smith was laid to rest on Friday, also joked to Pardo, "I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money — or the baby herself."

What a disgusting statement, even in jest.

Well he is a disgusting person. So it foots the bill.

But wow, I am a tired of hearing about this woman. I don't even follow celebrity news and I can't escape hearing about her.

RougeUnderoos · 03-09-2007, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Burninator

But wow, I am a tired of hearing about this woman. I don't even follow celebrity news and I can't escape hearing about her.

No kidding. But here I am commenting on it so who am I to talk. But it is kind of interesting in the way that it has descended (ascended?) into a farce, and not a bad one at that. OJ's name just coming up in the matter makes it even funnier. What's next? We'll find out she lived for a time at the Neverland Ranch and shared a room with Wilt Chamberlain.

Wookie · 03-09-2007, 01:17 PM

Ummm..

Did anyone stop to think about the fact the kid is white?

MolsonInBothHands · 03-09-2007, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by icarus

I don't really get too caught up in celebrity gossip, but seriously--WDF. I think recent events have shown us that anyone subjected to media overexposure--OJ Simpson, Anna Nicole Smith, Britney Spears--can really go off the deep end. I don't envy them, despite their fame and (one-time) fortunes.

http://cbs5.com/entertainment/entert...066113248.html

It would take anybody's sperm a long time to travel from the esophagus to the uterus.

bluejays · 03-09-2007, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos

No kidding. But here I am commenting on it so who am I to talk. But it is kind of interesting in the way that it has descended (ascended?) into a farce, and not a bad one at that. OJ's name just coming up in the matter makes it even funnier. What's next? We'll find out she lived for a time at the Neverland Ranch and shared a room with Wilt Chamberlain.

Which woman in the States hasn't had Chamberlain? What has he said? 14,000 woman or something unthinkable like that? Or is that Gene Simmons?

pope04 · 03-09-2007, 08:51 PM

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Which woman in the States hasn't had Chamberlain? What has he said? 14,000 woman or something unthinkable like that? Or is that Gene Simmons?

No, Richard.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=k61AN4fynDM

Daradon · 03-10-2007, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Table 5

seriously though, how man men DID anna nicole bang in that time-frame where the math makes enough sense that you could be the father??? We've almost got a half a dozen candidates.

The more money your worth, the more candidates to your offspring you'll get.

Considering OJ needs the money, it's not suprising he'd try and throw his hat in the ring.

Possible he never even slept with her. She's not alive to defend herself.

ken0042 · 03-10-2007, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Daradon

Considering OJ needs the money, it's not suprising he'd try and throw his hat in the ring.

Did you even read the thread? You might want to.

BlackArcher101 · 03-10-2007, 02:23 PM

OJ that ol' hound dog.

Daradon · 03-10-2007, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ken0042

Did you even read the thread? You might want to.

Read the thread and the quote, and the reactions. Missed the part about him saying he DIDN'T want a DNA test etc. Considering the thread title and quote, could be pretty easy to make the mistake that he was serious.

Kinda a crappy thing to joke about too, most normal people wouldn't joke about something like that.