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Old 03-03-2007, 09:44 PM   #1
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I am not sure what is more surprising - that she didn't know she was pregnant, or that someone had sex with her (okay, that is low, but I am sure that is what everyone is thinking).
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Old 03-03-2007, 09:55 PM   #2
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Hey Fotze, where were you 9 months ago?
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Old 03-03-2007, 10:02 PM   #3
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She Didn't Know She Was Pregnant??? Wth!! Howwwwww??
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Old 03-03-2007, 10:04 PM   #4
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Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where the larger hick wife answers the door. A baby falls from between her legs attached to an umbilical cord, and she says "Hey look, I WAS pregnant after all" in a typical southern accent.
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You know you're too fat when...

Seriously though, hopefully wasn't doing any heavy drinking or drugs during that time.
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Old 03-03-2007, 10:27 PM   #6
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This has to be a hoax, or a story about a really stupid woman. Given her size I can see that no one would be able to tell, but wouldn't she be suspicious about not getting her period???
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Old 03-03-2007, 10:33 PM   #7
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This has to be a hoax, or a story about a really stupid woman. Given her size I can see that no one would be able to tell, but wouldn't she be suspicious about not getting her period???
Actually women that are either too heavy or too thin usually don't have their period.
Though you would wonder why she couldn't feel the baby moving?
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Old 03-04-2007, 12:36 AM   #8
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Though you would wonder why she couldn't feel the baby moving?
Too much blubber?
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Old 03-04-2007, 02:04 AM   #9
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I saw an interview on TV, she thought she had started menopause and that's why she didn't get a period. Not that she saw a doctor about early menopause or anything. Having seen her on TV, she doesn't see the dentist either.
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Maybe she was in one of those "heffer porns. "





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I'm just wondering about the mechanics of the initial actions that would have led to the insemination.
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Is there such a thing as a McDonalds baby?

Similar to a crack-baby?
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I am not sure what is more surprising - that she didn't know she was pregnant, or that someone had sex with her (okay, that is low, but I am sure that is what everyone is thinking).
It is low. But I don't take too much offense. However, it is sad that this woman may have only eaten as much as, say, a slighty overweight guy and is 400 pounds. I have a friend who is probably around the same weight and we probably eat the same amount and I'm at a normal weight.

Losing weight when you are obese is hard so please don't make fun of them too much. Life is a struggle for all of us in some way.
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