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Old 02-14-2007, 02:16 PM   #1
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"Thank you for flying Astraeus. You captain for the flight is Bruce Dickenson, lead singer of Iron Maiden"

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RANGERS players flying to a Euro tie yesterday were stunned to find their pilot was heavy metal wildman Bruce Dickinson.


The lead singer of Iron Maiden was behind the controls of the official team charter from Glasgow to Tel Aviv in Israel.


Multi-millionaire Dickinson - famed in the past for his long hair and skintight trousers - is now a fully-qualified pilot with charter firm Astraeus.
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Old 02-14-2007, 02:36 PM   #2
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They should have announced it over the intercom and then started playing Run to the Hills.
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Old 02-14-2007, 02:36 PM   #3
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Old 02-14-2007, 02:37 PM   #4
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so long as it's not john travolta, that guy would probably try and fly the plane to the future to battle aliens or something
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so long as it's not john travolta, that guy would probably try and fly the plane to the future to battle aliens or something
You just know Travolta has a DC-8 and wants to either fly it into space after Xenu or into volcanoes looking for Thetans.
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Welcome aboard flight of the icarus. Our flying time will take us two minutes to midnight. I'm your pilot, a man on the edge. I've wasted years, so I ask you, can I play with maddness? We are going to take this flight and run to the hills with a trail of holy smoke behind us.
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He also has his own show called Flying Heavy Metal on the Discovery Channel, were he would fly all sorts of planes and such, really good show for us fellow pilots.


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Old 02-14-2007, 04:08 PM   #8
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so long as it's not john travolta, that guy would probably try and fly the plane to the future to battle aliens or something
Naw.....why would he want to kill our relatives?
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