Self-explanatory thread, like WRGMG and Pet Peeves.
At the Gym:
Dude, why are you wearing a touque at the gym? May I suggest you are not working out hard enough if you can wear a touque?
Also, Dude, why do you drive around the parking lot at the gym for 20 minutes, to get a spot closer to the door? Wouldn't a top athlete like you be able to walk the extra 25 m from a further spot?
Jason Sudekis' dancing in that skit is truly inspiring.
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We may curse our bad luck that it's sounds like its; who's sounds like whose; they're sounds like their (and there); and you're sounds like your. But if we are grown-ups who have been through full-time education, we have no excuse for muddling them up.
What's up with people who bring their breakfast to work with them, and then eat it as soon as they get to work. Wouldn't it be easier to eat your cereal at home than to bring a stupid sippy cup of milk with you?
Whats up with my girlfriend getting upset when I clean myself off on her good towels, I mean she put the towels out there. Why wouldn't she put her crappy towels out?
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
What's up with people who bring their breakfast to work with them, and then eat it as soon as they get to work. Wouldn't it be easier to eat your cereal at home than to bring a stupid sippy cup of milk with you?
Nope, becasue now I can actually get started on my work while I eat instead of watching some idiotic morning show or listening to terrible attempts at humor on sportscenter.
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What's up with people who bring their breakfast to work with them, and then eat it as soon as they get to work. Wouldn't it be easier to eat your cereal at home than to bring a stupid sippy cup of milk with you?
The same reason people wait until they get to work to take a dump, so they'll get paid for it.
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Turn up the good, turn down the suck!
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I think my favourite one is the one with Ernest Borgnine in it. Ernest just looks absolutely as happy as can be being there, even though he's not saying a word.
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Whats up with my girlfriend getting upset when I clean myself off on her good towels, I mean she put the towels out there. Why wouldn't she put her crappy towels out?
Whenever my wife buys one of those new puff thingies I make sure she sees me washing my balls with it.
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What's Up With That?
