Best Spam e-mail sender name

[Sylvanfan]

We all get a lot of this crap these days. The messages are senseless and often the same crap and from some made up person.

Best one I've got so far today is

Kris Melvin

I've had better on other days. Certainly someone got spam from someone with a cool name. Lets find out what the coolest name from a spammer is.

[FlamesAddiction]

I had one of those Nigerian scam emails where the guy's name was Bongo Wilson. It sort of became an inside joke at work for a while.

[pope04]

Would you buy a male sexual dysfunction aid from Krissy Silks?

[RougeUnderoos]

I've got one in my inbox right now from Kevin B. Bean.

[BlackEleven]

I have one from M. Kay

Edit: Just checked spam filter on gmail. I have one from Rustic G. Unison and Ancicenter R. Honeybee.

Where do people come up with these?

[looooob]

more importantly has anyone had one from Paul Raisin?

[fanforever1986]

Edmond Ponce.

He sells "Hot, older stud cams"

...only for a limited time of course.

What I dont understand is the motivation to market this way. I can't imagine a single person that would be convinced to buy something over the internet that they saw in a spam message.

[Top Shelf]

Lately I've been getting some that just make me laugh. The subject line is something like "Yo comrade with small johnson ; )"

Heh, I just get a kick out of those for some reason.

[Bend it like Bourgeois]

Hah! And here I thoguth having a 'Junk' email folder was silly.

Pearlie Roy is the best name today. Sounds like a 50s Montreal Canadien.

We should do subject lines too.

Two catch my eye today:

An ode to American Idol: 'Which vocalic of wept'
and the slightly risque 'her candlewick has veneto'

[gottabekd]

Nothing too special as for names, but this subject caught my eye:

"Would you have taken a job as an accountant for the Nazi party?"

[notoepik]

Adventure Elf
Subject line: God

Evidently God wants me to never be bored and offers a HOT download to see to it that boredom isn't a problem.

[Ford Prefect]

The best one currently in my trash bin is Truckles O. Deny.

Another one was from a Katelyn Kisser. Katelyn is shilling for an impotency cure that doesn't require a doctor's visit. Unfortunately it's a pharmaceutical cure.

[Reaper]

One time I received spam touting penis enlargement pills. The senders name?

Richard E. Normus

Think of the short form of Richard that starts with a "D."

[Sylvanfan]

If I had bought every type of male enhancement pill I've been offered (I'm talking all the different brands, so not doubling up on any tradename) and they all added the one inch they promise, I'd put that guy in Reapers signature to shame.

[FlamesAddiction]

There was one going around a while ago. I can't remember the name of the sender, but the subject line read:

"Impress her with a hug..."



Of course when you opened it, you found that there was actually more to the subject line.

[shane_c]

I get tons of spam at work. In the last few days a handful of names they're from are:

Japan Ratchets
Mounted G Investigates
Plum B Remounted
Italian Nepali
Merriment E Grand
Exactest U Assailant

[kipperfan]

Best name I have in my junk mail is......Garry Mully

[I-Hate-Hulse]

The funniest subject line I saw was:

"BREAK DOWN CONCRETE WALLS WITH YOUR GIANT HARD C***"

Yeah, because that's what giant Hogans are for.....

[Sylvanfan]

Originally Posted by I-Hate-Hulse

The funniest subject line I saw was:

"BREAK DOWN CONCRETE WALLS WITH YOUR GIANT HARD C***"

Yeah, because that's what giant Hogans are for.....

If you're superman they are!

[sclitheroe]

Renard Waid sent me an email "Re: my cudge" ... urbandictionary.com has a definition for cudge, if you are interested...

-Scott