01-13-2007, 12:11 PM
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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Men could be so lucky
Sex next for rescued 'Groucho Marx' penguin
Zoo wants male from vulnerable species to mate with lonely females
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16560720/
SYDNEY, Australia - And he thinks he's tired now.
A rare "Groucho Marx" penguin found exhausted on an Australian beach after a 1,200 mile swim has been saved by Sydney zookeepers but will soon have to earn his keep by snuggling up to two lonely females of his vulnerable species.
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01-13-2007, 12:38 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Penguins have all the luck. You never hear of a guy being saved after 2 years missing at sea or something and the rescuers say "I know, we'll put him up with two hookers!"
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01-13-2007, 12:43 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: back in the 403
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
Penguins have all the luck. You never hear of a guy being saved after 2 years missing at sea or something and the rescuers say "I know, we'll put him up with two hookers!"
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Maybe theyll start when hookers become an endangered species...
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01-13-2007, 12:52 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
Penguins have all the luck. You never hear of a guy being saved after 2 years missing at sea or something and the rescuers say "I know, we'll put him up with two hookers!"
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i'm not sure i would want to be put up with a hooker named Milford though.
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01-13-2007, 01:35 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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It's like the true life story of Happy Feet!
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01-13-2007, 03:42 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Van City - Main St.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
Penguins have all the luck. You never hear of a guy being saved after 2 years missing at sea or something and the rescuers say "I know, we'll put him up with two hookers!"
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How about, "I know, we'll put him up with two penguins!" 
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01-13-2007, 04:09 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Winsor_Pilates
How about, "I know, we'll put him up with two penguins!" |
As long as it's not Milford. I heard she gets around.
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01-13-2007, 04:19 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: nexus of the universe
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ah, so that's why Australia is always connected with the phrase "down under"
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01-13-2007, 04:39 PM
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Backwater Rag Editor
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Lacombe
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His rent is having to 'hit it' with two submissive, sexy penguins?
That reminds me of my one visit to a hutterite colony where a delicious chicken feast was repaid by, .....umm, yeah nevermind.
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01-13-2007, 04:46 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rampage
His rent is having to 'hit it' with two submissive, sexy penguins?
That reminds me of my one visit to a hutterite colony where a delicious chicken feast was repaid by, .....umm, yeah nevermind.
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two submissive, sexy chickens? 
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01-13-2007, 06:20 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rampage
His rent is having to 'hit it' with two submissive, sexy penguins?
That reminds me of my one visit to a hutterite colony where a delicious chicken feast was repaid by, .....umm, yeah nevermind.
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So we know Rampage is likely over six feet probably blonde.
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