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Old 01-09-2007, 09:49 AM   #1
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6214655.stm

If you truly care for the females in you life, make them do more housework!

Don't pick up after yourself! Forget cleaning the dishes! Vacuuming? If you really love the women in your life, you will put the vacuum down. Instead, you should engage in the following activities or similar:

-Calgarypuck.com
-video games
-sleeping
-surfing the net

But make sure you do NO housework and that the females in your life do ALL the house work. IT'S FOR THEIR LONG TERM HEALTH
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Old 01-09-2007, 09:52 AM   #2
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studies have shown that it's good for men to look at breasts, but i'm pretty sure women wren't all over that when it's not their chest the man's staring at.

regular sex is good for health too, married men aren't always able to convince her of that one.

so good luck married men, you're 0-for-830857y38570342857 but i'm sure you'll win this one...
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Old 01-09-2007, 12:44 PM   #3
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studies have shown that it's good for men to look at breasts, but i'm pretty sure women wren't all over that when it's not their chest the man's staring at.

regular sex is good for health too, married men aren't always able to convince her of that one.

so good luck married men, you're 0-for-830857y38570342857 but i'm sure you'll win this one...
See thats the problem women just never think healthy, we try to do this all for them and what do we get.....nothing.

Also sex releases natural pain killers but do you think that they will go with that when they have a headache...no! Once again we would take the bullet and do this for them.
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Old 01-09-2007, 12:46 PM   #4
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so what this article should be saying is breastwork reduces housework.
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