That Hurt

[???]

hmmm nothing like getting kicked in the nads in front of alot people to get ya thinking. so what is the one thing you wish never happened. aside from the above ill start with..... trying to explain to my 60 year old female doctor how i got a cigarette burn on my {ahem} wienner. i cant be the only one here who constantly makes an ass out of himself. somebody top that...... please {rereading that i probably shouldnt post this but who cares}

[calgaryred]

that tops me

[MrMastodonFarm]

Having your first post to a bunch of starngers telling them you just got kicked in the junk is up there.

[sbailey924]

Originally posted by fotze@Aug 1 2004, 09:57 PM
When I was in junior high school my nut got twisted somehow that I required surgery to untwist it then attach it to my nutsack so that it would not happen again.

Dude, you're lucky. My friend had the same thing happen, except they couldn't reattach it. Needless to say, he has...effects to this day.

I was walking to class one day at school, and just forgot what I was doing and fell down in front of about 50 people. During class the university put a ton of salt on the sidewalks in preparation for a snowstorm. As I was around my dorm, I slipped on the salt and fell. Quite ironic, I thought.

Also, don't start dancing when you're taking a p*ss.......I'll leave it at that.

[calgaryred]

these stories are making me cringe!!!! :unsure:

[Cowperson]

Originally posted by calgaryred@Aug 2 2004, 02:33 AM
these stories are making me cringe!!!! :unsure:

Me too.

Keep 'em coming.

Cowperson

[spydermal]

Our ski hill during the summer has a mountain bike competition and after they were all done, being the genius i am, i hit the big table top on my bmx, and im not a jumping kind of guy. I landed stright on my bike nuts first

[ooogabooga]

i was all trying to be fancy around my gf at the time last year and i jumped on my bed and my keys in my pocket sacked me hardcore i was more than kinda embarassed

[calf]

Originally posted by ???@Aug 1 2004, 11:40 AM
aside from the above ill start with..... trying to explain to my 60 year old female doctor how i got a cigarette burn on my {ahem} wienner.

nothing can ever top that. that's messed up

[Otto-matic]

Originally posted by calf+Aug 2 2004, 04:30 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (calf @ Aug 2 2004, 04:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-???@Aug 1 2004, 11:40 AM
aside from the above ill start with.....# trying to explain to my 60 year old female doctor how i got a cigarette burn on my {ahem} wienner.

nothing can ever top that. that's messed up [/b][/quote]
Well..... That tops everything and nothing will ever beat it.

That is messed up!

[Table 5]

Originally posted by ???@Aug 1 2004, 05:40 PM
trying to explain to my 60 year old female doctor how i got a cigarette burn on my {ahem} wienner.

i know i shouldnt ask for the sake of the children, but humour me...

[Scrambler]

dumbest thing I ever did was forget to put my goggles down before going down a ski run. I had tears coming out of my eyes from all the wind, and while I had my hand up to wipe my face, the poke-end of the ski pole hit a tree, forcing the handle-end to smash my skull and knock me out right in the flats at the bottom. The colour on my skin which lasted a good month looked like I had been beaten to a pulp in a back alley. It happened 10 years ago and there's still a nice scar below my right eye. Good thing my stupidity didn't cost an eye though!

[KevanGuy]

Why didn't you just put your goggles down?

[Scrambler]

Plain old stupidity. To be honest, I didn't notice till I was slowing down near the bottom of the run. Stupidity.

[pope04]

Hopefully, ??? will let us know how he came to be scorched in the nether region. Or, hopefully not.

[Mr. Ski]

Originally posted by spydermal@Aug 2 2004, 03:58 AM
Our ski hill during the summer has a mountain bike competition and after they were all done, being the genius i am, i hit the big table top on my bmx, and im not a jumping kind of guy. I landed stright on my bike nuts first

Which ski hill?

[???]

oops sorry wasnt around for a while... anyways to the cigarrete burn. i was sitting on the toillet reading and i went to ash my cigarett. i know not the smartest move but who woulda forseen this happening. anyways it burns easier then youd think..... but come on noone toped that . geeze people didnt ya go to high school? i could write a book about the constant embarasment that is my life.

[Tron_fdc]

Hmmmm

I accidentally "touched cloth" from pushing out a rather small, pathetic fart standing on top of a cliff snowboarding. I had to pull down my pants, rip off my undies, and without thinking it through tossed them over the cliff right to where I was about to land. Thank god I rode that one out and didn't face plant......

None of it was all that embarassing until I realized it was all in plain view of the chair/lift line.