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MagicallyAdept · 11-09-2006, 08:14 AM

I was just reading a story about the guy from Iowa who shaved off his friends eyebrows and stole his trainers. Normal practice for me and my friends about 10 years ago after drinking white lightning (cheap cheap cider) in the park. I cannot believe her got arrested for it! Anyway what drunken antics have you got up to that can make the rest of us laugh.

Iowa_Flames_Fan · 11-09-2006, 08:30 AM

In other news, does anybody have $10,000 that I can borrow? You can have it back after my court date.

MagicallyAdept · 11-09-2006, 08:40 AM

sure pal, only if you describe his "tennis shoes, which were valued at less than $200" in a bit more detail.

MrMastodonFarm · 11-09-2006, 08:40 AM

I urinated in a Video Store.

Eastern Girl · 11-09-2006, 08:55 AM

I stole a Backstreet Boys poster out of a Burger King restaurant. I'm wild like that...

the_only_turek_fan · 11-09-2006, 08:59 AM

I walked around Munich for about 25 minutes in nothing but my underwear.

Iowa_Flames_Fan · 11-09-2006, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MagicallyAdept

sure pal, only if you describe his "tennis shoes, which were valued at less than $200" in a bit more detail.

In Iowa we call them "sneakers."

return to the red · 11-09-2006, 09:05 AM

I tried to jump from one railing to another in Chateau Lake Louise and fell 2 stories...I kid

actually about 4 years ago at western business games in Lethbridge I was dancing on a stool when a buddy "pantsed" me I fell off the stool, slicing my ass open and lieing there in a drunken heap with my junk hanging out and about 50 people standing around

Flashpoint · 11-09-2006, 09:13 AM

I got drunk in a movie theatre and tried ****ing in the empty beer bottle.

It didn't work out so good.

Also random acts of arson to my best friend's car tires. While driving.

Robbob · 11-09-2006, 09:24 AM

At first I thought this was about Ralph and his comments but I guess that will end up being another thread.

Pretty tame drunk here except that time I tried to tackle a TV.

bluejays · 11-09-2006, 09:50 AM

Honk, Honk! I'm a touchy feely guy at those times...lucky for me they realized I was pasted.

Iowa_Flames_Fan · 11-09-2006, 09:53 AM

My friend and I once decided to fight when we were drunk. Not "play" fight--we were really mad. After 15 minutes with no serious injuries we realized two things.

a) both of us were wimps
and
b) rolling down a frozen hill and landing on a curb in University Heights HURTS.

Ford Prefect · 11-09-2006, 10:26 AM

We used to ride half-ton truck boxes. We'd get two pickups travelling side-by-side as close to each other as possible, and then somebody would stand with a foot on the edge of each truck box. It was kind of like bare back or saddle bronc riding ... the object was to have the longest ride. I wasn't a "rider" ... i was always a driver. The drivers were usually the soberest two in the group, and the riders the drunkest. That was the stupidest thing I've ever done. Looking back at that and some of the other "safer" things we used to do, I don't know how we survived our youth years. Didn't deserve to that's for sure.

KevanGuy · 11-09-2006, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by the_only_turek_fan

I walked around Munich for about 25 minutes in nothing but my underwear.

I think he meant stories about being drunk, not vacation.

As for me...well...probably a lot I wouldnt want to share here. But MMF's video store comment reminded me of the time I went to Wendy's and tried the old walk-thru the drive-thru. They wouldnt serve me so I walked around front and urinated on the front doors. Ahh, good times, good times.

JiriHrdina · 11-09-2006, 10:33 AM

Well passed out in a bathroom my "friends" decided to play x's and o's on my back with red paint. Didn't realize it was there until I got home and thought my back was bleeding. Freaked me out. Wasn't a lot of fun to get off either.

the_only_turek_fan · 11-09-2006, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by KevanGuy

I think he meant stories about being drunk, not vacation.

As for me...well...probably a lot I wouldnt want to share here. But MMF's video store comment reminded me of the time I went to Wendy's and tried the old walk-thru the drive-thru. They wouldnt serve me so I walked around front and urinated on the front doors. Ahh, good times, good times.

Oh I know what he meant! I was very drunk on my vacation!!!!

FlamingLonghorn · 11-09-2006, 10:49 AM

I have a story that would fit right in with a farrelly bros film it is gross hilarious and I have no idea why my girlfriend is still with me. Unfortunately my posting name is my last name or I would post it...

return to the red · 11-09-2006, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by JiriHrdina

Well passed in a bathroom my "friends" decided to play x's and o's on my back with red paint. Didn't realize it was there until I got home and thought my back was bleeding. Freaked me out. Wasn't a lot of fun to get off either.

Had a friend who's family was very devot mormons. He passed out at a huge Saturday night party so out came the permanent marker. He had penis's, swastika's, everything you could imagine drawn on him. An hour before church there he was with the steel wool scrubing himself till he practically had no skin left.

Of course I wouldn't do that to my friend but others sure did

troutman · 11-09-2006, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by the_only_turek_fan

I walked around Munich for about 25 minutes in nothing but my underwear.

Was that when Freddy Mercury lived there?

Cheese · 11-09-2006, 11:06 AM

MANY years ago when I could actually handle getting drunk...I owned a Whitewater rafting company. One night after drinking around the campfire my buddy and I went for a ride down the Upper Red Deer River on a tire tube....at about midnight.
Then there was that weekend we had a party of local strippers who wanted to come rafting....