Need Christmas gift ideas? Here's one!

[TheyCallMeBruce]

And a creepy one at that.

"During this time of year many of us start putting together a Xmas list of what to buy for everyone. There always seems to be a person on that list who already owns everything on the open market. Well, I have found a gift that is truly unique and unfortunately very expensive: Personal Madame Tussauds Wax Model. For a cool £150000, approx. $270000 US, you will follow the footsteps of other great people, such as JFK, Margaret Thatcher and Brad Pitt."

http://www.uberreview.com/2006/11/th...verything.htm/

[JBR]

I'd like a statue of Kerry Fraser in my garage. After a hard days work I will park in the garage, hang my keys on his nose and kick him in the nuts.

[TheyCallMeBruce]

If they can add motors and gears to the wax me, that would be far more interesting. I can be at 2 places at once. The wax me will be intertaining a house party, while the real me will be committing some crime. Who would know? I have an alibi