"During this time of year many of us start putting together a Xmas list of what to buy for everyone. There always seems to be a person on that list who already owns everything on the open market. Well, I have found a gift that is truly unique and unfortunately very expensive: Personal Madame Tussauds Wax Model. For a cool £150000, approx. $270000 US, you will follow the footsteps of other great people, such as JFK, Margaret Thatcher and Brad Pitt."
If they can add motors and gears to the wax me, that would be far more interesting. I can be at 2 places at once. The wax me will be intertaining a house party, while the real me will be committing some crime. Who would know? I have an alibi