11-10-2006, 09:57 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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I for one welcome our new alien overlords.
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11-10-2006, 10:30 AM
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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The Earth is wide open to alien attack, a former Government advisor has warned.
What are they waiting for? More of us to eat?
Cowperson
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Dear Lord, help me to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am. - Anonymous
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11-10-2006, 10:38 AM
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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I am not scared. I have my anti-matter gun!!! 
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11-10-2006, 10:43 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Section 222
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Well I'm not too worried. If it's the M. Night Shama-llama-ding-dong aliens all we need is a little bit of water and presto, they get all melty. If it's the H.G. Wells alien we can wipe them out with a single sneeze and if it's the three boobed alien from Total recall then I think we can all agree that we would welcome them with open arms.
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Go Flames Go!!
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11-10-2006, 10:44 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Behind Nikkor Glass
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11-10-2006, 10:46 AM
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First Line Centre
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Well, that's one way to get past the swear filters. 
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Bleeding the Flaming C!!!
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11-10-2006, 10:58 AM
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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So someone please tell me what kind of defence we could muster against an enemy that can cross the interstellar void so casually that it's like us walking down to the sidewalk to look at the ants...
And the first one who suggests getting a divorced scientist to write a virus to infect them gets banned.
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Uncertainty is an uncomfortable position.
But certainty is an absurd one.
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11-10-2006, 10:58 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Creston
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With names like Cheese, Troutman, and Cowperson I'm not too worried about being the first one eaten. 
Maybe if you three quite bathing the aliens wouldn't like the taste and move on. If anybody asks why you stink just tell them your saving the world. 
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11-10-2006, 11:00 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: insider trading in WTC 7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by photon
So someone please tell me what kind of defence we could muster against an enemy that can cross the interstellar void so casually that it's like us walking down to the sidewalk to look at the ants...
And the first one who suggests getting a divorced scientist to write a virus to infect them gets banned.
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poison the biosphere and render the planet useless to colonization.
we are well underway!
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11-10-2006, 11:00 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Creston
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Quote:
Originally Posted by photon
So someone please tell me what kind of defence we could muster against an enemy that can cross the interstellar void so casually that it's like us walking down to the sidewalk to look at the ants...
And the first one who suggests getting a divorced scientist to write a virus to infect them gets banned.
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A stick with a nail in it! (Simpsons}
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11-10-2006, 11:04 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: insider trading in WTC 7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Calgaryborn
A stick with a nail in it! (Simpsons}
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eventually however we will build a board with a nail in it so large, that we will destroyh ourselves...
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11-10-2006, 11:05 AM
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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Lol!
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Uncertainty is an uncomfortable position.
But certainty is an absurd one.
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11-10-2006, 11:07 AM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by photon
So someone please tell me what kind of defence we could muster against an enemy that can cross the interstellar void so casually that it's like us walking down to the sidewalk to look at the ants...
And the first one who suggests getting a divorced scientist to write a virus to infect them gets banned.
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Tin Foil Hats......
Not the crappy Superstore no name tinfoil but good old Canadian Alcan
4 bucks a roll tin foil.
Double layered fro extra protection.
Keep out the mind probes. Tin foil underwear would protect against the anal probes but prolly wouldn't be that comfortable. 
Or we re-open the Jedi Training Academy in Dover.......
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11-10-2006, 11:11 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Creston
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Originally Posted by Nufy
Tin Foil Hats......
Or we re-open the Jedi Training Academy in Dover....... |
X-nay on the secret Jedi Training Academy in Dover. This is not a secure site! shhh..
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11-10-2006, 11:14 AM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Over the hill
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Well, I'm not too worried. Either they will all die out because they didn't foresee the possibility of being killed by earth's microbes, or they will turn out to be allergic to water.
What, you guys don't watch movies?
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11-10-2006, 11:26 AM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowa_Flames_Fan
Well, I'm not too worried. Either they will all die out because they didn't foresee the possibility of being killed by earth's microbes, or they will turn out to be allergic to water.
What, you guys don't watch movies?
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Except for the fact that the earth's air is rich in moisture which seemed to have little effect.
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11-10-2006, 11:26 AM
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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I'm more afraid of a large solar flare wiping us all out, or a nearby gamma radiation burst, or us creating a miniture black hole that eats the earth, or doing something that causes the vaccuum to descend to a lower energy state destroying the known universe, or...
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11-10-2006, 11:31 AM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by troutman
I for one welcome our new alien overlords.
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Is that you Kent Brockman?
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11-10-2006, 11:32 AM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Just say Bah Weep Grannah Weep Ninibong!
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