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Old 10-07-2004, 04:07 PM   #1
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I wish this was actually a possibility in Canada.

As outrageous and ridiculous as some of these shows can be, I wish we Canadians at least had the option to audition for the opportunity to make complete asses of ourselves on national television. :angry:

I'd be on Amazing Race. My best friend drives like a homicidal New Yorker and I've got some crazy map-reading skills. hehe

Or maybe Temptation Island...has anyone ever considered the possiblity of faking being in a long-term relationship with a good friend (of the opposite sex obviously) just to get a free vacation on a really sexy island, surrounded by bathing-suit clad members of the opposite sex all vying for your attention? pffft I have.

What show would you be on?
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Old 10-07-2004, 04:09 PM   #2
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The Amazing Race would be a top choice of mine...

Maybe Big Brother but that could get really boring!
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Old 10-07-2004, 04:09 PM   #3
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I was going to say Temptation Island but you beat me to it.

All said, I probably wouldn't go on reality TV because I hate it and I'd feel like I was violating my principles.
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Old 10-07-2004, 04:11 PM   #4
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Spouse swap (or whatever it's called) , if my replacement dishwasher was hot.
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Old 10-07-2004, 04:12 PM   #5
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I would be on the Benefactor, but then i would call Mark Cuban's games stupid and he would kick me off in the first 10 minutes. hehehe

He is calling himself the 'self-made' billionaire. He more like the luckiest billionaire ever. What was yahoo thinking?
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Old 10-07-2004, 04:19 PM   #6
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Oh, Krakt...looks like you're learning the fine art of useless threads! You weren't listening to Country 105 this afternoon, were you?

The Bachelor...25 beautiful women fighting over me...what kind of red-blooded male wouldn't do that?
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Old 10-07-2004, 04:19 PM   #7
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Joe Schmo - I would love to be one of those actors spamming some hapless sap.

Survivor. I'd be the new Rory but I'd flunk out, if I lasted that long, if I had to drink blood or eat a gigantic cockroach. Eating unseen dog hair is okay but . . . .

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Old 10-07-2004, 04:19 PM   #8
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The Apprentice - I would be one of the first ones fired (I couldn't sell a heater to an Eskimo but I think it would be great experience...
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Old 10-07-2004, 04:23 PM   #9
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Originally posted by calf@Oct 7 2004, 10:19 PM
Oh, Krakt...looks like you're learning the fine art of useless threads! You weren't listening to Country 105 this afternoon, were you?

The Bachelor...25 beautiful women fighting over me...what kind of red-blooded male wouldn't do that?
Haha, well, I learned from the best. And yes I was.

I'm trying to win Paul Brandt tickets. I love country music. I just wish Roger Roads wasn't so mind bogglingly obnoxious.
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Old 10-07-2004, 04:54 PM   #10
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America's Next Top Model!!

...or not.
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Old 10-07-2004, 05:03 PM   #11
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Survivor for sure. I have a dream at least once a month about being in Survivor.
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Old 10-07-2004, 05:06 PM   #12
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I would also say Temptation Island, but I would want to be on the other side-one of the singles trying to sway the women from their partners.

More specifically, I'd say Temptation Island UK, as the ladies there seem a bit rowdier.
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Old 10-07-2004, 05:24 PM   #13
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I would say making the cut!!

With all my hockey skills I would be the cream of the crop.
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Old 10-07-2004, 05:31 PM   #14
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Probably Big Brother. Not much imagination is needed, like selling major things (Apprentice) or creative skills (like the benefactor has had occasionally), just living in a huge house with a pool and a hottub being yourself. Also the chance to win 500,000 would rule.
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Old 10-07-2004, 05:37 PM   #15
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Amazing race would be a blast, definatley that.
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Old 10-07-2004, 06:10 PM   #16
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Last comic standing so I could tell Dat Phan how his momma jokes are not funny. At all. I could also say the same thing to the host.

Or Casino so I could smack Tommy upside the head, and yell "DON'T ROLL A SEVEN" at the craps tables (for those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about give it a try sometime......it's HILARIOUS!!)
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Old 10-07-2004, 06:24 PM   #17
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I can't believe that nobody has said 'Are you hot?" yet.

Who wouldn't want to be graded and judged on every aspect of their personal physical apperance by a panel of judges with laser pointers in front of a live studio audience and on national television?!?!?!
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