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Old 09-24-2006, 04:25 PM   #1
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After a late Saturday night one of my friends loses control of his bowels and ****s in the back of my vehicle, theres no major mess or smell just a stain, whats the best way to get it out?
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Old 09-24-2006, 04:27 PM   #2
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Get the friend who did it to clean it
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Old 09-24-2006, 04:29 PM   #3
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^^^Yeah no doubt. Or get your friend, the two of you drive to a high end detailing shop and he whips out his credit card.
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Old 09-24-2006, 04:29 PM   #4
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I was hoping I would just be able to find a really good stain remover and just spray it, blot it a few times and gone. If I need to pay to clean it he will foot the bill.
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Old 09-24-2006, 04:31 PM   #5
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Maybe it was your driving skills.
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Old 09-24-2006, 04:31 PM   #6
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Mr. Detail helped me out when my buddy YACKED all over the drivers side backseat.
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Old 09-24-2006, 04:32 PM   #7
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Haha I dont think you guys understand how little the stain is, its about as round in diameter as a toonie and already comes off good, i just dont want to rub it in too much and im looking for a good product to get the stain out, thank god his boxers, additional shorts and jeans took the vast majority of it.
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Old 09-24-2006, 04:42 PM   #8
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come on you can't say your buddy shat in your car and think it's gonna be h well let's help you out to fix the problem". it's gonna be "why on earth did he shat his pants in your car????"
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Old 09-24-2006, 04:47 PM   #9
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Well I'm not quite sure what he was on. I know he blazed and drank a whole ****load. I'm not really mad because its semi my fault. He asked me to pull over a few times because he wasnt feeling good and I told him to hold tight another 5 minutes till we got to his place. Guess 5 minutes was too long of a time to wait......
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there is a good upolstery cleaner i bought from canadian tie i just forget the name of it but it has a red plastic brush on top and the can is yellow. Reminds me of the movie Fubar
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Old 09-24-2006, 05:51 PM   #11
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Spot Shot. Those commercials look like it works. Or rent a steamvac and steamvac the thing. Or something with Oxyclean to a degree should work.
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Old 09-24-2006, 05:53 PM   #12
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did you rub his nose in it while swatting him with a news paper and repeatedly stated "No"

I mean really who craps thier pants now days. I'm hoping he's like 6.
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Old 09-24-2006, 05:53 PM   #13
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This so reminds me of Jackass the Movie, haha!
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Old 09-24-2006, 06:29 PM   #14
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He must have been an Oilers Fan and had just read one of Reggie’s recent posts
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Old 09-24-2006, 07:29 PM   #15
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I can't believe you actually told a message board about this. And on top of that, asking us all as if it's something that happens fairly routinely, in case we might have advice. "Hey everyone my fecal friend's done it again, any idea how to get it out my car seat."
No, none of us have had a mate shat themselves in the back of our vehicles.
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Old 09-24-2006, 07:51 PM   #16
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LOL one time at my work someone shat themselves on the chair, and for some reason my boss thought it was gravy hahaha but it was poo. seriously who poos themself in a pub? or in a car hahahha, atleast ask to pull over?
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Old 09-24-2006, 11:49 PM   #17
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Be honest with us. Did you enjoy smelling the stain, or at least licking it?
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Old 09-25-2006, 06:35 AM   #18
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Be honest with us. Did you enjoy smelling the stain, or at least licking it?
This post is so wrong its funny. ....I mean.
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Old 09-25-2006, 07:22 AM   #19
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did you rub his nose in it while swatting him with a news paper and repeatedly stated "No"

I mean really who craps thier pants now days. I'm hoping he's like 6.

AHHH hahahahahahaha!!!!
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Maybe he gambled and lost. Hard.

(as in thought he could squeek out a fart, but next thing he knows ...)
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