09-08-2006, 02:19 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
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Nurse kills intruder with bare hands.
When I first read this story, I figured it was similar to the situation in Alberta last year where a German tourist used karate on some would be robber in his tent trailer in a campground.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/09/08/nur....ap/index.html
Then I read this....
Haffey, about 5-foot-9 and 180 pounds, had convictions including conspiracy to commit aggravated murder, robbery, drug charges and possession of burglary tools. Neighbors said Kuhnhausen's size -- 5-foot-7 and 260 pounds -- may have given her an advantage.
It's Friday, a slow news day, what can I say?
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09-08-2006, 02:32 PM
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#2
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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Jesus. She'd give me a run for my money!
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"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
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09-08-2006, 02:55 PM
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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Did she eat him?
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09-08-2006, 04:13 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary...Alberta, Canada
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Is she single? Helloooooo mama!
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09-08-2006, 05:01 PM
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Had an idea!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Goon
Is she single? Helloooooo mama!
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09-08-2006, 05:07 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Goon
Is she single? Helloooooo mama!
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Slap her ass and ride the wave in? 
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09-08-2006, 06:58 PM
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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I think I found her
Link
It is safe for work..
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09-08-2006, 07:07 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by arsenal
I think I found her
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no, this is not safe for anywhere..i nearly vomitted...sick man, just sick.
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-- Frank Musil - Early January 1994
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09-08-2006, 07:14 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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lol
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09-08-2006, 07:21 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by arsenal
I think I found her
Link
It is safe for work.. |
nm.
Last edited by Jayems; 09-16-2006 at 05:25 PM.
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09-16-2006, 05:26 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Interesting development...
Apparently, the guy was a hit man... WTF?
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But after an investigation, police now say the intruder Kuhnhausen strangled was apparently a hit man hired by her estranged husband -- Michael James Kuhnhausen Sr. -- to kill her.
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hahah what a backfire. If you're going to be a hit-man.. you better be able to take care of the business.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/09/16/int....ap/index.html
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09-16-2006, 05:37 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Heh, good stuff, I like how he even had a weapon on him as well, a "claw hammer" whatever the hell that is.
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09-16-2006, 05:42 PM
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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Quote:
Originally Posted by theJuice
a "claw hammer" whatever the hell that is.
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A claw hammer is pretty much what the average person would describe as a regular hammer. The "claw" part is for taking nails out after you've fata'd up something.
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09-16-2006, 05:46 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Holy crap! She weighs more than me and I'm 6'3"! She must be a cube!
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Don't fear me. Trust me.
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09-16-2006, 05:50 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Reaper
Holy crap! She weighs more than me and I'm 6'3"! She must be a cube!
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hahah... the scouting report on her was fata'd 
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09-16-2006, 11:10 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
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Larf.
Inside a backpack Haffey left at the scene was a day planner with "Call Mike, Get letter," scribbled on the week of September 4, the affidavit said. Michael Kuhnhausen's cell phone number was jotted on the inside of a folder, it said.
I'm surprised he didn't add "Whack boss's ex" to that little shopping list. Note to self. When on a hit, do not detail your day's activities in your Palm Pilot..... I admire organization but in this case.... not so good.
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