Sex-With-Corpse Scheme Busted

[Azure]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0906061grave1.html

SEPTEMBER 6--When Nicholas Grunke last week spotted a newspaper photo of Laura Tennessen, the Wisconsin man apparently became so smitten that he plotted a rendezvous with the 20-year-old woman. But the photo Grunke saw accompanied an August 27 obituary of Tennessen, who died in a motorcycle accident.

Undeterred, Grunke allegedly plotted with his twin brother Alex and a friend, 20-year-old Dustin Radke, to rob Tennessen's grave so that he could have sex with her corpse. Details of the trio's degenerate scheme are contained in a criminal complaint filed yesterday in Grant County Circuit Court. A copy of the document can be found here. In a police interview, Radke said that he and the Grunke brothers stopped at a Wal-Mart to buy condoms on their way to the cemetery. The necrophilia plot was disrupted Saturday night when police received a report of a suspicious vehicle near St. Charles Cemetery in Cassville, where Tennessen is buried. When confronted by a cop, an "very nervous" Alex Grunke admitted to the grave robbing scheme, noting that his cohorts were then digging up Tennessen's coffin.

[RedMan12]

That made me literally sick to my stomach.

[ken0042]

Not that there is anything "right" with that story, but why buy condoms to have sex with a dead person?

[FlamesAddiction]

Originally Posted by ken0042

Not that there is anything "right" with that story, but why buy condoms to have sex with a dead person?

Gross. You mean you would have unprotected sex with a corpse? You are one sick dude! (joking of course)


Reading this story makes me wonder how many times things like this happen and people get away with it... It also reminds me of an old "Tales From the Crypt" episode. Anyone remember the one when some boys sneak into the funeral home and spy on the mortician....? That one still gives me the creeps.

[Phaneuf3]

Originally Posted by ken0042

Not that there is anything "right" with that story, but why buy condoms to have sex with a dead person?

you couldn't get herpes... but you could probably get the plague..

[FlamesAddiction]

The poor girl's obituary is here:

http://www.mwnews.net/html/obituaries.html


I can't imagine how awful her parents must feel to go through her death and now the desecration of her grave.

[Phaneuf3]

Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction

The poor girl's obituary is here:

http://www.mwnews.net/html/obituaries.html


I can't imagine how awful her parents must feel to go through her death and now the desecration of her grave.

she's a cutie alright.

[Looger]

Originally Posted by ken0042

Not that there is anything "right" with that story, but why buy condoms to have sex with a dead person?

given that there's an entire discipline based on measuring time of death based on bugs found in nooks and crannies, uh...

[Looger]

Originally Posted by fotze

Do you think Grunke is looger?

better ask Table5. he's pretty interested in me too.

[Looger]

Originally Posted by fotze

Do you think Table5 is looger?

do you think at all?

[ratech]

I wonder how shw dies?

"She was preceded in death by her brother, Tom, in 1996; her paternal grandfather, Sylvester “Tenny” Tennessen; her cousins, Chris Capps and Andrew Burgess; and her good friends, Sara Davidson and Trista Mumm."

[arsenal]

Originally Posted by ratech

I wonder how shw dies?

Second paragraph i the first post, motorcycle accident.

That being said.. who doesn't want to have sex with corpses???

[Jayems]

Yikes.

[octothorp]

Now those are some loyal friends: not only do they not freak out when you tell them you want to dig up a body and have sex with it, they agree to come along and dig up the grave for you. I can't get my friends to show up when I need to move my couch.

[ernie]

I got a gal who lives on the wrong side of town
I know what I like and man you know I sure know how
It's the other side another place
I like it there no accounting for taste
I can't think of nothing when I'm with her
But the rain and the wind and the cemetery dirt

Went down to the cemetery looking for love
Got there and my baby was buried
I had to dig her up
Went down to the cemetery looking for love
Got there and my baby was buried
I had to dig her up

18,000 miles across nowhere land
I'm scratching and I'm spitting there ain't nobody listening
And things are kind of getting out of hand
There's only one point that I'd like to make
These kinds of things deteriorate
It's the gospel truth man
She's embalmed in love juice

Went down to the cemetery looking for love
Got there and my baby was buried
I had to dig her up
Went down to the cemetery looking for love
Got there and my baby was buried
I had to dig her up

-"Cemetary" The Headstones

[Flashpoint]

I'd hit it.

[Daradon]

Wow reminds of a joke about a guy with not a lot to spend when he gets to a 'prostitute'house.

[Frank the Tank]

The world is nuts.

[calgaryred]

Hmmm I prefer women that breathe


sex with the dead thats just nasty

[JBR]

If there must be a bright side to every story... At least they didn't plot to do this with Althea H. Wall or Ruth A. Cole...