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Old 08-11-2006, 08:34 AM   #1
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Default When will it end...Israeli cows invade Lebanon

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Dozens of hungry cows whose pasture land in northern Israel has been reduced to ashes by the daily rain of rockets found a hole in the border fence and moved to Lebanon for healthier grazing
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Old 08-11-2006, 08:42 AM   #2
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How exactly do you tell an Israeli cow from a Lebaneze cow? Has the Israeli cow been through a bris or is it wearing a yamulka (sp?) or something?

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This made me think of the song "Cows with Guns" which was imortalized in flash: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/cowswithguns.php
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Old 08-11-2006, 08:49 AM   #4
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How exactly do you tell an Israeli cow from a Lebaneze cow? Has the Israeli cow been through a bris or is it wearing a yamulka (sp?) or something?

Hmmm....if only someone had invented a way to identify which cows belong to who......hmmmmm...i wonder if ear tags and brands would work?
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Old 08-11-2006, 08:53 AM   #5
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How exactly do you tell an Israeli cow from a Lebaneze cow? Has the Israeli cow been through a bris or is it wearing a yamulka (sp?) or something?

I suspect they only eat the kosher grass.
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Old 08-11-2006, 08:54 AM   #6
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