The Pauser is HERE!!!!

[The Pauser]

That's right. Here in exhile from canuckscentral.com for 7 days. I just want to take this time to say that I'm grateful that calgarypuck.com has accepted me to their boards. I want to extend my gratitude to the moderators here as it seems like they actually KNOW how to mod (unlike Farley over at canuckscentral who's modding skills are quite shady in my opinion, and Chris who seems to suspend the 6th ranked poster for 7 days when I was just trying to get the n00b's to stop posting redundant crap threads!!!).

Anyways, keep the goodness up. I anticipate some heated battles between me and many posters here as I'll defend myself and my Canucks to the bitter end and I welcome the heated battles.

And to Chris and Farley from CC....I've just got 2 words for ya............

[photon]

Welcome. Just read the guidelines and keep it clean, and lets keep the anti-specific forum posts out of here. Thanks.

[The Pauser]

Originally Posted by photon

Welcome. Just read the guidelines and keep it clean, and lets keep the anti-specific forum posts out of here. Thanks.

Oh I'm sorry. I just thought that this was similar to the Open Forum on CC where anything goes...and your hockey talk forum is specifically for hockey talk.

I didn't mean much by Farley from canuckscentral is a complete and utter excuse for a mod and that Chris must be his wife for how he handled the situation.

It's true that the mods here seem to be a lot more organized and actually CARE about the site (although the other 2 mods at CC, colonel_korn and southern_canuck know what they're doing).

Blah...why sugar coat it....FARLEY, CHRIS, U BOTH CAN JUST S*CK IT!!

There, now that's out of my system.

What shall we argue about first? Bourdon being better than Phaneuf?

[Jayems]

Can you pause your posts sucking for a bit?

[Sylvanfan]

Is this the same pauser that used to call into Dan Russels Sportstalk in the 1990's? Those used to be the best calls to the program. I haven't listened to Sportstalk for like 7 years since I left BC, but I'll never forget the Pauser.

[The Pauser]

Originally Posted by Sylvanfan

Is this the same pauser that used to call into Dan Russels Sportstalk in the 1990's? Those used to be the best calls to the program. I haven't listened to Sportstalk for like 7 years since I left BC, but I'll never forget the Pauser.

I will neither confirm nor deny it. You'll have to wonder for yourself seeings as how some people liked those calls while others didn't.

[The Pauser]

Originally Posted by Jayems

Can you pause your posts sucking for a bit?

You mean my posts sucked as much as that effortless one liner? Hmmm..........:baby:

[Sylvanfan]

I remember one particular call where the Pauser talked about a young pauser who ran off to travel the world and collected a bunch of debts. One day this pauser claimed a collection agent phoned him and he smooth talked the collection agent into losing his file. Probably the best advice I ever got from radio. Collection agents are people too, and they probably hate their jobs. Treat them nice and they might just disappear on you.

Bring back the Gambler Troy Gamble and Tony Tanti!!

[Jayems]

Originally Posted by The Pauser

You mean my posts sucked as much as that effortless one liner? Hmmm..........:baby:

Yeah. We don't really need to hear how you hate some guy on another forum 3 times.

I could make if 2 liners, if you really want. I think it only required 1.

[The Pauser]

My first order of business is to challenge your "great" Reggie_Dunlop to a Canucks/Flames debate!

What do ya say Reg? Are you man enough to go 1 on 1 with The Pauser?

[Buff]

Brave lil'feller you are.

[kong_jr.]

Please go easy on him Reggie ... you wouldn't hit an unarmed boy would you?

[The Pauser]

Originally Posted by Buff

Brave lil'feller you are.

Oh I know I can take him in a debate. Just as long as he doesnt go off on "blah blah blah you're stupid blah blah blah" and keeps it to a hockey-related intelligent discussion i will OWN him.

Reggie Dunlop fears The Pauser

[Calgary Flames]

Originally Posted by The Pauser

Oh I know I can take him in a debate. Just as long as he doesnt go off on "blah blah blah you're stupid blah blah blah" and keeps it to a hockey-related intelligent discussion i will OWN him.

Reggie Dunlop fears The Pauser

What's a Pauser?

[The Pauser]

Originally Posted by Calgary Flames

What's a Pauser?

The Pauser = Me.

[JiriHrdina]

Do you often pause, or cause others to pause? Or pause other things? Like a VCR?

[Flame On]

Here are some suggestions for your debate with Reggie.
Will the Canucks make the playoffs this year?
Will their weakened forward ranks cause more problems than their weakened D ranks?
Will the Canucks beat the Blues this year?
Will Luongo be pressed into receiving another high volume of shots against again?
there's a few to start.

[The Pauser]

Originally Posted by Flame On

Here are some suggestions for your debate with Reggie.
Will the Canucks make the playoffs this year?
Will their weakened forward ranks cause more problems than their weakened D ranks?
Will the Canucks beat the Blues this year?
Will Luongo be pressed into receiving another high volume of shots against again?
there's a few to start.

I'm game....just not tonight.

Someone get Reggie in here and have him accept my challenge.....that is, if he's got the guts

[Calgary Flames]

Originally Posted by The Pauser

The Pauser = Me.

I thought maybe it was when you go to take a ****. You get all amped for a nice clean coil. You give 'er and then........ PAUSE nothing happens.

Yeah, that's definetely "The Pauser" right there.

[calf]