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Old 08-04-2006, 05:29 PM   #1
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Default Solo sex... that's not so solo. Charity Event!

All right all you punny people, let's hear them...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060804/..._uk_masturbate
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Old 08-04-2006, 06:55 PM   #2
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All right all you punny people, let's hear them...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060804/..._uk_masturbate
Damn... that's my kind of charity event!
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Old 08-04-2006, 07:06 PM   #3
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Sounds like a nice idea. Mind you, I would totally avoid the buffet at the event.
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Old 08-04-2006, 07:35 PM   #4
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whatever chokes your chicken, I guess.
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Old 08-04-2006, 08:26 PM   #5
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now that's a stroke of genius, they'll get people signing up for that hand over fist
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Old 08-04-2006, 09:23 PM   #6
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Geez, hate to be caretaker that has to clean after this event.
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Old 08-05-2006, 03:54 AM   #7
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Hey... who wouldn't like to attend a free session with Dr. Hans Jerkov?
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Old 08-05-2006, 01:42 PM   #8
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Let's see how many bad jokes we can put into this thread
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Old 08-05-2006, 06:17 PM   #9
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Hey... who wouldn't like to attend a free session with Dr. Hans Jerkov?
Anything to avoid spending time with his brother, Rotcher Kochov.
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Old 08-05-2006, 06:32 PM   #10
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anyone else get the Meatloaf "The Monster is Loose" ad on that page?
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Old 08-06-2006, 06:13 AM   #11
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I did. You liked this ad? Or hated it?
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Old 08-06-2006, 06:26 AM   #12
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Love the headline. Oh Reuters, you so crazay!
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