07-17-2006, 01:35 PM
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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Bird Poop
So the other day I was walking to my car under some trees and nearly got targeted by a brid bomber.
I'm curious... has anyone ever been shat upon by a bird? Like on the head?
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07-17-2006, 01:39 PM
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Yeah, it was awful. It landed on my shoulder. I was just about to putt on the sixth or seventh green at the Elks Golf course. At first I thought someone threw something at me to distract me. Of course the other three guys thought this was the funniest thing they had ever seen.
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07-17-2006, 01:40 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Probably playing Xbox, or...you know...
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shoulder - junior high fire drill. Apparently it's good luck (or so said all the teachers).
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07-17-2006, 01:55 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I don't belong here
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I don't remember it, but I was 2 years old... took it right on the forehead.
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07-17-2006, 01:56 PM
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Franchise Player
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Ummm... never had it happened to me... but my brother got some right on the head... and some on his sun glasses... took a looooooonnng time to wipe it off...
Apparently, the good luck thing may have originated from the Chinese... because when they have like draws or contests or something the grand prize literally translated from the Chinese language is Head Prize... so in other words... getting hit on the head with pretty much anything... consider yourself lucky cuz... its a head prize... lol
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07-17-2006, 02:04 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Void between Darkness and Light
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my friend louis got **** on the head twice in one hour at lunch once in grade 8. It was hilarious.
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07-17-2006, 02:19 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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I was once watching a few kids playing basketball, and in the court beside them was a huge flock of gulls. The ball bounced over and scared the birds, so the all took off and suddenly it sounded like it was raining, the kids all started screaming while running off the court and covering their head with their arms. Now that was funny.
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07-17-2006, 02:22 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary, AB
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Luckily i've never been the target but I did put my hand on some fresh **** on a railing once on vacation. Just enough where it'd stick and stay nice and warm.
Yeah...
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07-17-2006, 02:50 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Behind Nikkor Glass
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I got a fresh turd on my head while at Riley Park, back in 80's.
Grandmother said it was good luck.
Damn ****hawks.
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07-17-2006, 02:59 PM
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My face is a bum!
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My neighbour's son shat on her chest while she was holding him up to visit us over the fence yesterday. She was just finishing explaining how he refused to keep his clothes on when he dropped a hot steaming load right in her cleavage with the biggest smile. Pretty hilarious I must say, I doubt its good luck though.
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07-17-2006, 03:36 PM
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Apr 2006
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All this talk about it being good luck.... is pure crap. 
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07-17-2006, 03:40 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Probably playing Xbox, or...you know...
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Originally Posted by hulkrogan
My neighbour's son shat on her chest while she was holding him up to visit us over the fence yesterday. She was just finishing explaining how he refused to keep his clothes on when he dropped a hot steaming load right in her cleavage with the biggest smile. Pretty hilarious I must say, I doubt its good luck though.
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you know some guys really like that german schiza' stuff.
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07-17-2006, 04:08 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Originally Posted by StoneCole
you know some guys really like that german schiza' stuff.
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07-17-2006, 11:12 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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haha, i was in a market in england with my cousin and a friend, and this huge gull took a dump, it hit a kinda tin roof that was slanted and had a wide spread effect and got all 3 of us on top of the head.
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