Esquire's "Brutally Honest Personals"

[troutman]

http://www.esquire.com/brutal/

The singles below are real people with real issues. Some are overweight. Others are crippled by debt. Quite a few live with their parents. But they all have one thing in common: They are available. And they've put themselves out there with the hope of finding someone willing to accept them at face value. So, please, scan their profiles. You may not get exactly what you want, but at least you know exactly what you're getting.

[BlackEleven]

Reminds me of that Lowered Expectations sketch they used to do on Mad TV (or was in SNL?)

[CaptainCrunch]

Now thats funny

[KevanGuy]

Two Words ..... FU BAR!!!! It boggles my mind that someone could be so self-aware of how pathetic they are and still seem so comfortable with it.

[Tron_fdc]

Whatever.......


You had me at He....


If that doesn't make people run for the bushes and brambles I don't know what does!

[calf]

Originally posted by plett22@Sep 23 2004, 02:59 PM
If that doesn't make people run for the bushes and brambles I don't know what does!

What about Michelle, my Belle?

[KevanGuy]

Well plett, maybe she should hook up with This Regal Gentleman . At least herpes wouldn't be an issue.

[Tron_fdc]

Originally posted by KevanGuy@Sep 23 2004, 09:03 PM
Well plett, maybe she should hook up with This Regal Gentleman . At least herpes wouldn't be an issue.

Hmmmmm. What a conundrum.

I would say my man Paul has got it goin' on.

Seeking: A good-looking, intelligent woman who can overlook my physical shortcomings and teach me about love. Please hurry.

[KevanGuy]

I pictured Paul more with Leah J. actually. They could sit around and eat. She could talk and make unfunny jokes non-stop while he sits and reads whist rocking back in forth at the thought of having to leave the house to get milk at the store.

[Tron_fdc]

I was thinking Leah and Stefan would be a better fit. Pothead.....ice cream parlour manager.......what could be better?

[peter12]

This isn't real... is it?

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I feel more sad for them than ready to laugh at them...

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

I'm with peter on this one. There is no way this is real. Seriously, who would put that kinda stuff on there? Although if this is a joke by esquire they did a pretty crappy job, using the herpes joke twice is pretty weak. I'm guessing if it is "Real" there are a lot of friends playing jokes on each other on this thing. For example, as soon as I saw this I had the urge to put HulkRogan's picture up. Not to be mean, and not that it in any way belongs up there, but because he's my buddy and it would be funny.

[peter12]

This isn't real, there isnt a single healthy 34 year old out there who hasn't been in a relationship.

The 82 year old kind of gave it away for me.

[Tron_fdc]

Originally posted by Bring_Back_Shantz@Sep 23 2004, 09:41 PM
I'm with peter on this one. There is no way this is real. Seriously, who would put that kinda stuff on there? Although if this is a joke by esquire they did a pretty crappy job, using the herpes joke twice is pretty weak. I'm guessing if it is "Real" there are a lot of friends playing jokes on each other on this thing. For example, as soon as I saw this I had the urge to put HulkRogan's picture up. Not to be mean, and not that it in any way belongs up there, but because he's my buddy and it would be funny.

I say let 'er rip!!! I'm thinking I might do the same to a number of people......HERE

[BlackArcher101]

Originally posted by plett22@Sep 23 2004, 06:32 PM
I say let 'er rip!!! I'm thinking I might do the same to a number of people......HERE

Hmmm, I better take down my page of the CP summit before someone uses photos of other members, hehehehehe... hmmm, that gives me an idea. :evil:

[Reaper]

Originally posted by KevanGuy@Sep 23 2004, 03:14 PM
I pictured Paul more with Leah J. actually. They could sit around and eat. She could talk and make unfunny jokes non-stop while he sits and reads whist rocking back in forth at the thought of having to leave the house to get milk at the store.

Sexual habits: I will gladly accept oral, but chances are high that I'll get bored and roll over and try to fall asleep.

It's a near miracle that her door hasn't been broken down by hordes of men vying for her affection...

[calf]

Originally posted by Reaper+Sep 23 2004, 05:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Reaper @ Sep 23 2004, 05:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-KevanGuy@Sep 23 2004, 03:14 PM
I pictured Paul more with Leah J. actually. They could sit around and eat. She could talk and make unfunny jokes non-stop while he sits and reads whist rocking back in forth at the thought of having to leave the house to get milk at the store.

Sexual habits: I will gladly accept oral, but chances are high that I'll get bored and roll over and try to fall asleep.

It's a near miracle that her door hasn't been broken down by hordes of men vying for her affection... [/b][/quote]
:biglaff:

Hey, at least you'll be allowed to watch TV and not cuddle afterwards