sh*tknee Spears "weds" again

[CaptainCrunch]

Oh come on, i know for a fact that if Britney Spears came up to any of us and said, lets get married, you get to do the do with me, live off of my millions and all you have to do is wear matching trackpants and a T-Shirt that says The Pimp, we'd all get a glazed look thank whatever god we worship and go willingly.

[Bill Bumface]

That is the most ######ed wedding I have ever heard of. And who wants their husband wearing something declaring him as a pimp on their wedding night, let alone ever?

[Inferno]

They'll get divorced in less than a month and she'll end up marrying the first guy who buys her a carton of smokes.

[spydermal]

just like leno said "she only invites her closet friends but instead of invitations she sends out season passes that are good for all her 2004 weddings."

[Table 5]

Originally posted by CaptainCrunch@Sep 21 2004, 12:25 PM
Oh come on, i know for a fact that if Britney Spears came up to any of us and said, lets get married, you get to do the do with me, live off of my millions and all you have to do is wear matching trackpants and a T-Shirt that says The Pimp, we'd all get a glazed look thank whatever god we worship and go willingly.

natalie portman, yes. keira knightley, definitely.

but britney spears? ugh, I can't stand that ho-bag and any girl like her. Their personalities totally negate any sort of physical advantage ( which in Britney's case, I dont think is that great ).

[Bertuzzied]

Originally posted by Table 5+Sep 21 2004, 06:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Table 5 @ Sep 21 2004, 06:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-CaptainCrunch@Sep 21 2004, 12:25 PM
Oh come on, i know for a fact that if Britney Spears came up to any of us and said, lets get married, you get to do the do with me, live off of my millions and all you have to do is wear matching trackpants and a T-Shirt that says The Pimp, we'd all get a glazed look thank whatever god we worship and go willingly.

natalie portman, yes. keira knightley, definitely.

but britney spears? ugh, I can't stand that ho-bag and any girl like her. Their personalities totally negate any sort of physical advantage ( which in Britney's case, I dont think is that great ). [/b][/quote]
hmm portman and Knightley almost look like twins! hehe

[MrMastodonFarm]

Originally posted by Table 5@Sep 21 2004, 12:03 PM
natalie portman, yes. keira knightley, definitely.

Good calls Table 5. I would also like to add Canadian Elisha Cuthbert to that list.

[Bertuzzied]

Originally posted by MrMastodonFarm+Sep 21 2004, 06:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MrMastodonFarm @ Sep 21 2004, 06:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Table 5@Sep 21 2004, 12:03 PM
natalie portman, yes. keira knightley, definitely.

Good calls Table 5. I would also like to add Canadian Elisha Cuthbert to that list. [/b][/quote]
Elisha is pretty hot but her hair that last season of 24 was sooooo horrible. It actually made her look "ugly"??? :angry:

Otherwise the 2nd season was the best for elisha. Since she did a lot of running(and bouncing)

[Deelow]

Originally posted by Table 5+Sep 21 2004, 06:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Table 5 @ Sep 21 2004, 06:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-CaptainCrunch@Sep 21 2004, 12:25 PM
Oh come on, i know for a fact that if Britney Spears came up to any of us and said, lets get married, you get to do the do with me, live off of my millions and all you have to do is wear matching trackpants and a T-Shirt that says The Pimp, we'd all get a glazed look thank whatever god we worship and go willingly.

natalie portman, yes. keira knightley, definitely.

but britney spears? ugh, I can't stand that ho-bag and any girl like her. Their personalities totally negate any sort of physical advantage ( which in Britney's case, I dont think is that great ). [/b][/quote]
Just buy Knightley something to eat if you marry her ok Table?

[nfotiu]

Originally posted by Bertuzzied+Sep 21 2004, 06:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bertuzzied @ Sep 21 2004, 06:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Good calls Table 5. I would also like to add Canadian Elisha Cuthbert to that list.

Elisha is pretty hot but her hair that last season of 24 was sooooo horrible. It actually made her look "ugly"??? :angry:

Otherwise the 2nd season was the best for elisha. Since she did a lot of running(and bouncing) [/b][/quote]
She looked awfully good in the girl next door movie.

[Faid1]

"sh*tknee"

gud 1 d00d

[Yellefan]

Originally posted by Bertuzzied+Sep 21 2004, 12:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bertuzzied @ Sep 21 2004, 12:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

natalie portman, yes. keira knightley, definitely.

but britney spears? ugh, I can't stand that ho-bag and any girl like her. Their personalities totally negate any sort of physical advantage ( which in Britney's case, I dont think is that great ).

hmm portman and Knightley almost look like twins! hehe[/b][/quote]

[Bertuzzied]

ok here are the twins.

[Bertuzzied]

whoops here is Natalie

[FlamesAllTheWay]

I like where this thread is going...

giggadee giggadee gigg-a-dee

[dangler22]

Those girls are both babes but that Knightley needs some more meat on her bones. She looks unhealthy to me every time I see her.

[DeanOMac]

These were posted on a weblog (indicating they were Britneys), I doubt there the same ones Britney and Kevin have, but their probably close.

[Incinerator]

The only reason I became a Star Wars fan was because of Natalie Portman, I started watching the original trilogy after I got hooked by the prequels, which I never would've seen if Amidala wasn't played by Natalie

[@theCBE]

Originally posted by MrMastodonFarm@Sep 21 2004, 06:36 PM

I would also like to add Canadian Elisha Cuthbert to that list. [/quote]
Don't you mean Calgarian Elisha Cuthbert

One more thing we can be proud of

[BlackEleven]

Originally posted by fotze@Sep 22 2004, 10:47 AM
Apparently this wedding was a fake to screw with reporters.

US WEEKLY uncovered 'documents' that show Britney Spears' nuptuals to be a 'faux wedding.' PEOPLE mag wasted 7 figures for 'exclusive photos'

I say nice work britney, paparazzi deserves a kick in the nuts every once in a while.

That's hilarious (if true)

Do you have a link?