A joke that appeared in my email a few days ago....just got around to opening it.
Courtesy of Derek Morris's sister BTW.
An Irish woman "of a certain age", visited her physician to ask his help in
reviving her husband's sex drive.
"What about trying Viagra?", asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't even
taste it.
Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."
It wasn't a week later, that she rang up the doctor, who directly
inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus
and begorrah!'
Twas horrid. Just terrible, Doctor."
"Really? What happened?", asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, didn't I? The
effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a
twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of
his arm,he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters
and
took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate Love to me on the
Tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!"
"Why so terrible?", asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex was not good?"
"No, no, no, Doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I've
had in 25 years....But I'll never be able to show me face in Tim
Horton's again!"
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