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Old 04-20-2006, 08:16 AM   #1
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Lmfao!!!
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Old 04-20-2006, 08:29 AM   #2
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Wow, some people really are stupid.
I mean if the guy was actually saying "I'm a doctor and I'll give you a breast exam" then I'd say what he was doing was pretty creepy, but if he was just saying "Hello, I'm offering free breast exams today" then I say good for him.

Is it sexual battery if the man didn't claim to be a doctor and the women agreed anyway?
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Old 04-20-2006, 08:46 AM   #3
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rollplay at it's best! Gotta love the dirty old men, and the dumb yanks that fall for the baloney. lol
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Old 04-20-2006, 09:20 AM   #4
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Jeez... I've been giving free exams out of my van for years and all it takes is one little incident like this to spoil my reputation as a professional.
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Old 04-20-2006, 10:25 AM   #5
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This doofus is giving amateur gynaecologists a bad name
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Old 04-20-2006, 10:54 AM   #6
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This doofus is giving amateur gynaecologists a bad name
I find the best word to use is freelance; not amateur.

Works for me anyways.
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Old 04-20-2006, 11:18 AM   #7
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Whew, I'm glad I declined the free prostate check I was offered yesterday.
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Old 04-20-2006, 02:28 PM   #8
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*Knock* *knock*

"Who's there?"

"Your friendly neighbourhood Breast man..."

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Old 04-20-2006, 03:08 PM   #9
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Whew, I'm glad I declined the free prostate check I was offered yesterday.
I didn't. But there is no way this guy was 76 years old so it wasn't the same guy. Whew.
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Old 04-20-2006, 11:30 PM   #10
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rollplay at it's best! Gotta love the dirty old men, and the dumb yanks that fall for the baloney. lol
Yes, only Americans are stupid enough to fall for such a ploy.

Guess what, this board has more, much more, than Canadians who call it home.

Jerk.
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Old 04-20-2006, 11:49 PM   #11
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http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=12706
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Old 04-21-2006, 08:21 AM   #12
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Yes, only Americans are stupid enough to fall for such a ploy.

Guess what, this board has more, much more, than Canadians who call it home.

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Ha! Dis at least the fake American guy got caught. Roos prostate guy is still on the looooooose!
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Old 04-21-2006, 08:44 AM   #13
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rollplay at it's best! Gotta love the dirty old men, and the dumb yanks that fall for the baloney. lol
Wow, aren't you a clever one!?

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Old 04-21-2006, 08:57 AM   #14
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He's not a doctor, but maybe he stayed at a Holiday in Express last night.
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Old 04-21-2006, 09:01 AM   #15
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Yes, only Americans are stupid enough to fall for such a ploy.

Guess what, this board has more, much more, than Canadians who call it home.

Jerk.
I never said only Americans fall for this. I said the dumb Yanks that did fall for it. Stop being a wuss. Those people who did fall for it were dumb, plain and simple, and with you making an argument out of such a small thing is making a mountain out of a mole. Go suck egg.:baby:
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Old 04-21-2006, 11:18 AM   #16
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Go suck egg.:baby:
Not a wise thing to say to a member of the USPS........they have guns.
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Old 04-21-2006, 01:52 PM   #17
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Yikes, if you read the arrest report on page two, he went a little south of the belt line, too.
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Old 04-22-2006, 05:36 PM   #18
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Geez, and I just signed the lease for my mammogram-mobile too. That woulda been the best summer job ever.
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