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Old 04-11-2006, 01:55 AM   #1
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Child Abuse Case in Vancouver (humour)

Vancouver, British Columbia (AP) - A seven year old boy was at the center of a Vancouver courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody
law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his
aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confering with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Vancouver Canucks, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.







*another version floating around has the Oilers as the subject
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Old 04-11-2006, 09:27 AM   #2
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This thread is equivalent to 50 Fata's at an overweight camp doing a line dance to the song 'Cadillac Ranch'.

You should be ashamed. <--- You!
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Old 04-11-2006, 09:36 AM   #3
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This is the third time I've seen this, but the first with the Canucks as the punchline.
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