The jokes that are floating around Mesa right now...
The incident is being refered to as "Broke Back Mutton". The Fire Department is hoping that there will be no cooberating witnesses and are holding out for "The Silence of the Labs". The favorite song at the Fire Department is "Ewe light up my life". The city is deathly afraid of a lawsuit as they think the potential is there for them to get "fleeced". They go on and on.
Leroy Donald Johnson was caught this weekend in a barn with his pants down, literally, according to a sheriff's office report.
"You caught me ... I tried to (expletive) your sheep," Johnson told his neighbor, according to the report.
But the Mesa Fire Department deputy fire chief changed his story when a sheriff's deputy arrived on his doorstep minutes later, denying anything happened. ..... ......The men said Johnson stood up and zipped up his pants.
"The sheep ran out of the barn at that point," the report says.
The jokes that are floating around Mesa right now...
The incident is being refered to as "Broke Back Mutton". The Fire Department is hoping that there will be no cooberating witnesses and are holding out for "The Silence of the Labs". The favorite song at the Fire Department is "Ewe light up my life". The city is deathly afraid of a lawsuit as they think the potential is there for them to get "fleeced". They go on and on.
A man walks into his house with a sheep under his arms and sais "See honey, this is the pig I've been ****ing". His wife sais "That's not a pig that's a sheep". The man sais "I wasn't talking to you".
