09-15-2004, 12:30 AM
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broke the first rule
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Keep it funny, keep it original, keep it clean, and lay off personal attacks. (Cities can be done more than once, especially Edmonton)
(Inspired by Conan's skit where he make fun of countries)
Edmonton: the greatest cities in the world have great history and great architecture. you have a big, tacky mall. that's worse than toronto's "world's largest phallus".
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09-15-2004, 12:41 AM
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#2
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Calgary
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Vancouver: Host of the 2006 Winter Olympics....Closed for repairs when more than 2 inches of snow
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09-15-2004, 12:45 AM
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#3
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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__________________
Uncertainty is an uncomfortable position.
But certainty is an absurd one.
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09-15-2004, 12:51 AM
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#4
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broke the first rule
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Those are great, photon. Anything goes!
Fort McMurray, Alberta: The solution to the world's oil problems....as soon as a technology is developed to exploit the oil reserves from y'allz mullets.
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09-15-2004, 01:02 AM
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#5
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Norm!
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Regina easy too find just go to the sign that reads Hell and take the next exit
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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09-15-2004, 01:30 AM
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#6
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The C-spot
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Calgary, AB: Your idea of culture is a bunch of ceramic cows placed strategically around the city. :boh:
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09-15-2004, 01:44 AM
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#7
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Clinching Party
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Edmonton: Dolphin Capital of the Prairies
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09-15-2004, 02:36 AM
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#8
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Farm Team Player
Join Date: Aug 2004
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some town/country motos.
vancouver: we should of won but.......
edmonton: we have the largest mall , screw freud
quebec: france lite
america: home of the infadel
san francisco: girls, who needs em?
new york: might as well give me your wallet now.
los angelas: green card? we dont need no stinkin green card!
isreal: bus ticket, 1 dollar. not blowing up, priceless
ottawa: no joking, we are the capital of canada.
poland: hey at least we aint newfies
france: sure, you can take over
afghanistan: crap, here comes the taliban. put on your beard.
russia: you wanna give that comunist thing another shot?
china: yes we do have rice, why do you ask?
iceland: our name = no tourism
tampa: we won some hockey cup
cuba: our cigars are "presidents choice"
iran: axis of evil? sh*t we're screwed!
north korea: what he said ^
taiwan: we work for oprah
sorry im not funny but im really bored .
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09-15-2004, 03:05 AM
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#9
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Lifetime Suspension
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Vancouver: We have high taxes, low incomes, no businesses, and lots of drug addicts. But at least we have the Olympics and it's all paid for by Alberta!
Edmonton: If nothing else we can beat Calgary
Calgary: We're better than Edmonton....really. We made the Stanley Cup finals in the last 10 years...see!
Saskatoon: No that isn't a Sarcastic cartoon
Regina: We're named after a queen not a vag.....
Winnepeg: As in Winnie the Pooh's namesake. (Ok..not funny but true)
Toronto: Where boring gets bored.
Ottawa: Tax heaven: You send us taxes..we're in heaven.
Montreal: We used to be the centre of the universe..then Trudeau retired.
Quebec: We hate you. But give us your money anyways!
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09-15-2004, 10:32 AM
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#10
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: not lurking
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Edmonton: world-leader in inflatable rooftop balloon advertisements.
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09-15-2004, 10:44 AM
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#11
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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Edmonton: Movie Theatre capital of the world. (what else is there to do up there??)
oh and porn on every corn(er). I counted 7 porn shops in a span of 4 blocks.
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09-15-2004, 12:47 PM
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#12
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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Detroit - no longer the murder capital of the world! Come and visit!
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"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
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09-15-2004, 04:13 PM
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#13
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Scoring Winger
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Texas: Where actions don't speak louder than words.
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09-15-2004, 04:15 PM
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#14
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Lifetime Suspension
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Edmonton - Our mall is... big!
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09-15-2004, 05:40 PM
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#15
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In the Sin Bin
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Edmonton: Billboard capital of the world
Edmonton: There is a beautiful city under the smog... honest!
Regina: Moving to Calgary one family at a time
Saskatoon: Rusted pickup truck capital of the world
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09-15-2004, 05:45 PM
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#16
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Edmonton: Super models don't want to live here...and we can prove it!
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THE SHANTZ WILL RISE AGAIN.
 <-----Check the Badge bitches. You want some Awesome, you come to me!
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09-15-2004, 06:55 PM
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#17
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Franchise Player
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Cold Lake: We have a wallmart now..... and not much else.
lac la biche: Home of the tractor pull.
Brooks: What smell?
Edmonton: Don't ask us why we live here.
Ottawa: Come enjoy the hot air, and that is just when the governer general is here.
Ottawa: See your tax dollars at work.
Mexico: See above.
Montreal: The english on this sign is too bright, we shut you down now.
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09-15-2004, 09:24 PM
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#18
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#1 Goaltender
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Edmonton: Where the men are men and the women are men too!
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09-15-2004, 09:29 PM
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#19
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broke the first rule
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Quebec City: If this is written in your first language, you're not welcome here.
Taber: Come for the corn, stay for the...uh....um...
Lethbridge: We blow
Medicine Hat: We have no idea what kind of "Medicine" the guy that named our city was on
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09-15-2004, 11:33 PM
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#20
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Calgary- Who needs trees anyways?
Regina- Welcome to Regina, even we know it sucks,
Vancouver- Hugged a junkie lately?
Montreal- Pedestrians=speed bumps
Edmonton- Four more Cups than Calgary.
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