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Old 02-24-2006, 02:08 PM   #1
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Oh, oh, looks like Carolyn on The Apprentice is going to be replaced by Ivanka Trump, The Donald's daughter.

Or so says Martha Stewart in the Daily Dish of the New York Daily News:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/goss...p-334231c.html

Carolyn's stalker, the_only_turek_fan, just keeled over.

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Old 02-24-2006, 02:21 PM   #2
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If true, it is a sad day. Why can't he dump George?




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Old 02-24-2006, 02:49 PM   #3
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I thought the kids were only filling in when George and Carolyn couldn't be there, not for the whole show.
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Old 02-24-2006, 06:27 PM   #4
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Oh, oh, looks like Carolyn on The Apprentice is going to be replaced by Ivanka Trump, The Donald's daughter.
Umm... for anyone who has seen a picture of Ivanka, that is a definite step up from Carolyn.

One of my buddy's friends who I met in NYC knew Ivanka personally from his days at UPenn's Wharton School of Business.

I predict she will become the new socialite 'hot girl', blowing Paris Hilton into oblivion.
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Old 02-24-2006, 06:33 PM   #5
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I thought the kids were only filling in when George and Carolyn couldn't be there, not for the whole show.
Shantz!!! For the love of god you MUST have something better to do with your time than watch the Don?
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Old 02-24-2006, 06:40 PM   #6
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Old 02-24-2006, 06:47 PM   #7
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I'll take the hot Trump.
But I don't know if I would take her over Paris..
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I would take a hot model billionaires daughter over a used up professional celeb with a bad sextape.
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Old 02-24-2006, 08:17 PM   #9
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I would take a hot model billionaires daughter over a used up professional celeb with a bad sextape.
Not me...used up pro celeb with sextape, all the way...plus, the Hilton's aren't too bad off either.
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Old 02-25-2006, 06:59 PM   #10
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I would take Ivanka over Paris in a heartbeat...have you seen the schnoz on Paris? Not to mention that Ivanka has more than two neurons to rub together.
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Old 02-26-2006, 07:42 AM   #11
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I predict she will become the new socialite 'hot girl', blowing Paris Hilton into oblivion.
Is there a videotape of that available yet?
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Old 03-06-2006, 11:15 PM   #12
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Are you guys watching? Ivanka has nothing on Carolyn. She is not impressing me at all.

Tammy is gorgeous though! WOW!
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Old 03-06-2006, 11:37 PM   #13
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Oh, man, are you ever out to lunch on this one.

Carolyn looks like my mom. Ivanka's hot.

No contest.

And no, you can't get my mom's phone number
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Old 03-06-2006, 11:59 PM   #14
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Ivanka is better lookign than Carolyn... however Carolyn seems like a stronger woman. I think the_only_turek_fan likes a girl who can make him her bitch

ALSO: I saw Carolyn on the "next week on the apprentice" preview, so I think she'll just be a temp replacement like Bill is for George, I'd imagine she'll probabley fill in for the Donald too whenever needed.
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Old 03-07-2006, 08:00 AM   #15
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I agree with Dominic, that old woman is not hot at all, Ivanka is, I puke a little in my mouth when i see Carolyn.
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