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Old 02-24-2006, 04:14 PM   #1
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What the ****
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Old 02-24-2006, 04:19 PM   #2
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That's just wrong on so many levels.
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That's just wrong....andI'm not surprised fotze is breaking this news to us
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Old 02-24-2006, 04:38 PM   #4
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That's just wrong....andI'm not surprised fotze is breaking this news to us
yup, if its about dick and balls, Fotze's there
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Old 02-24-2006, 04:40 PM   #5
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It's a FAKE!

http://kdka.com/local/local_story_055114857.html

Who the hell microwaves pee?

edited to say pee, because pee is funnier than urine
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Old 02-24-2006, 06:38 PM   #6
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Old 02-24-2006, 07:59 PM   #7
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I've got my Masters degree in that subject, it's like a Master's of Bating.
I went to McMaster, and the mens water polo team are called the "Bators" (seriously!)
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Old 02-24-2006, 08:33 PM   #8
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Giant Eagle, the company that owns Get-Go, says the microwave involved in the incident was immediately removed from service and will be discarded.
Yah right. They probably plugged it back in when no one was looking.
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What the ****
thats what I was going to say.
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Old 02-24-2006, 08:47 PM   #10
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It's a FAKE!

http://kdka.com/local/local_story_055114857.html

Who the hell microwaves pee?

edited to say pee, because pee is funnier than urine
The thing I don't get, is that if it was for the chick to use for fooling a urine test, why did it have to be a fake fireman? Woman don't have firemen!

(And no fotze, please don't tell us about the rare exceptions!)
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Anybody watch Gattaca?
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