Snakes...On A Plane

[LGA]

I know you've all been eagerly awaiting this Samuel L. Jackson's latest BMF movie, and here it is.

You know what it's about, a psychologically challenging movie, emotional depth, amazing visual eff...oh who am I kidding, it's Snakes on a Plane.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/

http://www.subatomicwarp.com/Snakes_On_A_Plane.mp3

http://home.comcast.net/~dfosket/snakes_800x600.jpg

[Inferno]

Sounds like an adult movie where willing ladies want to join the mile high club.

[WCE]

I have a friend who worked on the set here in vancouver...

Said that Samuel L. tore him a new ******* for asking him for his ID card.

[Cowperson]

Originally Posted by WCE

I have a friend who worked on the set here in vancouver...

Said that Samuel L. tore him a new ******* for asking him for his ID card.

Did it sound like this?

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as ****ing fried chicken, but you happen to pull this **** while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much **** this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

Jules: Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?
Pumpkin: What?
Jules: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ass. You read the Bible?
Pumpkin: Not regularly.
Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

Cowperson