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Flames89 · 02-03-2006, 08:40 PM

That new Molson Canadian ad is completely brutal.

"here's a beer maker's face??" What the HELL?

Boo. At least pick the low hanging fruit by showing hot girls, otherwise please be witty.

FireFly · 02-03-2006, 10:32 PM

I love it. I think it's hilarious.

Displaced Flames fan · 02-03-2006, 10:40 PM

Anything that comes from Choppin' Broccoli is hilarious, and this ad definitely is born of that. The beermaker's face one is the best line, the rest are rather lame.

It's a classic bit now. Thanks to Dana, Phil and Miss Weaver.

Hack&Lube · 02-03-2006, 11:20 PM

I think you didn't get the part where it's supposed to be poorly made. Basically it's a real "quality" beer commericial except some drunk guy with a guitar muted it and played his own song to what was shown on screen.

Winsor_Pilates · 02-04-2006, 12:43 AM

Well let me be the first one to actually agree that it's a terrible add. Absolutely brutal. I'm shocked anyone likes it. I guess to each their own.
I tend to hate most beer comercials.

Flames_Gimp · 02-04-2006, 02:19 AM

hate that ad

Table 5 · 02-04-2006, 07:49 AM

I dont think it's horrible, just really annoying.

The one ad that drives me crazy is that stupid Cheese steak pizza Panago's ad with that dumbass construction guy. Although pretty much any Panago's ad is guaranteed to be horribly annoying. They are the new McCains.

Maritime Q-Scout · 02-04-2006, 09:48 AM

I like the Molson Ad, I think it's stupidily funny. The Panago Phili-Cheese Steak pizza one is bad.

Nothing will beat the Bubba Beer commerical that was played during the '03 World Juniors twice every commerical break... BEST COMMERCIAL EVER, I still sing it in the shower

Cowperson · 02-04-2006, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Maritime Q-Scout

I like the Molson Ad, I think it's stupidily funny. The Panago Phili-Cheese Steak pizza one is bad.

Nothing will beat the Bubba Beer commerical that was played during the '03 World Juniors twice every commerical break... BEST COMMERCIAL EVER, I still sing it in the shower

I agree . . . . I like the Molson ad but right about now I want to drop the Phili-Cheese steak guy off the Empire State Building. He's driving me bananas. That's an annoying ad.

Cowperson

snappyk · 02-04-2006, 10:44 AM

Does anyone have the add, I haven't seen it yet

Maritime Q-Scout · 02-04-2006, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by snappyk

Does anyone have the add, I haven't seen it yet

I have the Bubba Beer one here somewhere

Resolute 14 · 02-04-2006, 11:02 AM

The problem with Molson commercials, is that I only watch about 1 hour of TV a day outside of hockey games, yet I see that damned commercial about 500 times a night.

It wasnt very funny the first time, but after the millionth time I've been subjected to it, I want to go burn down Molson's breweries.

As far as that Panago commercial goes, I simply cannot believe that anyone managed to come up with a worse commercial than those horrible "Mr. Wendys" ads that ran last year. Panago is officially on my boycott list until they remove those ads.

ricosuave · 02-04-2006, 11:40 AM

id rather watch that one than see the coors light truck bouncing one again...

lucid · 02-04-2006, 11:42 AM

That Panago commercial is absolutely horrible. Flippin' annoying.

OTOH, I like the MasterCard commercials with the untalented hockey player turned zamboni guy. He actually looks like a lost Staal brother to me.

ricosuave · 02-04-2006, 11:43 AM

the one panago one i like is when they have the kids pizza.

now, im not fond of kids at all, but when that one says 'yeah!' at the end about sharing the pizza, i bust a gut laughing. it is just so pure and real...

rico

Table 5 · 02-04-2006, 12:00 PM

now THIS is great advertising.

http://www.totallycrap.com/media/needglasses/

Flames_Gimp · 02-04-2006, 01:05 PM

This is even better

http://s23.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1...70O41GE9I5QE2I

Thunderball · 02-04-2006, 01:30 PM

I hate this commercial with a passion... just dumb.

octothorp · 02-04-2006, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Hack&Lube

I think you didn't get the part where it's supposed to be poorly made. Basically it's a real "quality" beer commericial except some drunk guy with a guitar muted it and played his own song to what was shown on screen.

Yeah, I think everyone "get's it". But it's possible to understand what the joke is and still find it completely dull and unfunny; that's where I stand with this one.

Calgary Flames · 02-04-2006, 03:22 PM

Molson has quite possibly the worst commecials ever.