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Old 03-01-2006, 08:07 AM   #1
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As Anna Nicole Smith brought her claim for the fortune of her late husband, Texas billionaire J. Howard Marshall II, to the United States Supreme Court, a broad-based coalition of golddiggers and gigolos marched on Washington to show their support for the former Playboy playmate.

The National Association of Golddiggers and Gigolos, an organization that boasts a membership of over 50,000, organized a rally to demonstrate their solidarity with one of their most celebrated peers.

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Old 03-01-2006, 11:40 AM   #2
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Frankly, if she's willing to sleep with a wrinkly old man and give him pleasure in his last days, she deserves his money. On the other hand... blech!
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Frankly, if she's willing to sleep with a wrinkly old man and give him pleasure in his last days, she deserves his money. On the other hand... blech!
Yeah, it's not like sex with near-corpse was on her list of things to do for free. She earned those hundreds of millions with every hand job she gave him.
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Frankly, if she's willing to sleep with a wrinkly old man and give him pleasure in his last days, she deserves his money. On the other hand... blech!
well thats pretentious of you! LOL...how do you know it wasnt the opposite way around and he gave her pleasure? I mean a platinum card without limits and shopping till dawn?
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Well I'm certain that pleased her, but come on. Have you seen the guy?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Howard_Marshall
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Well I'm certain that pleased her, but come on. Have you seen the guy?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Howard_Marshall
Maybe he was...well...um...maybe he had a large endowment?
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Maybe he was...well...um...maybe he had a large endowment?
And four bottles of viagra?
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Well I'm certain that pleased her, but come on. Have you seen the guy?

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Jeebus, how obvious is that. Was she throwing up in her mouth a little when that picture was taken?
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