More Changes in the Grotto

[Angelino]

Captain Peca Shipped Out

Los Angeles, CA (Playboy Mansion) - In yet another move from the Playboy Mansion, GM Sra announced the trade of Captain Mike Peca to the Winnipeg Jets. Packing their bags for the frozen tundra of Winnipeg are Mike Peca, Ivan Novoseltsev and recently acquired Niclas Havelid. Luxury accomodations on the Playboy Jet have been made for Matt Cooke and Andrew Brunette who will be calling the Playboy Mansion home.

"We are excited to announce the arrival of both Matt Cooke and Andrew Brunette who will bring different elements to our club. We are looking at night and day here where Matt will bring great defensive awareness and Andrew should provide some pop in the lineup. It is a sad day to see the departure of Peca. He was a great leader in his time here and provided yeoman's duty on our top line. We wish him the best of luck on his new team." said GM Sra, commenting on the recent move.

Cook and Brunette will begin to see extensive action as soon as possible. Cook, who arrives with an injury, will receive the world famous rehabilitation that only the Bunny Hospital can provide. He was noticeable enthusiastic when told he would be "recovering" in such a top flight facility.



Noteable Notes: Derek Morris did not return calls yesterday regarding his possible move to Toronto. Rumors are that a deal is close to completion. Eric Brewer has been named Captain of the team.

[Flickered Flame]

Winnipeg Free Press

Winnipeg-With the Jets in a mini 2 game slide, GM Walsh decided to pull the trigger on a deal with the LA Queens. Headed to lala land are wingers Matt Cooke, and Andrew Brunette. Coming to Winterpeg are center Mike Peca, winger Ivan Novoseltsev, defenceman Nik Havelid, and mid round pick in next years draft and 3 million dollars.

This deal again helps the depth of our team. Sure we give up 2 good wingers but we add another decent centerman, a depth winger and another defenceman which is something we really needed. With Matt out for a couple of weeks we felt this trade would help us immediately. Andrew was a good player for us but often disappeared in the low scoring, tight checking games. The cash really made the deal workable from our view. We wish Matt and Andrew all the best with the playboy bunnies.

[HelloHockeyFans]

Originally Posted by Angelino

Eric Brewer has been named Captain of the team.

Not sure how long that'll last considering Eric Brutal is going to be out indefinitely!

[MJK]

Originally Posted by HelloHockeyFans

Not sure how long that'll last considering Eric Brutal is going to be out indefinitely!

I was waiting for someone to say that!!!