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Old 01-25-2006, 12:40 PM   #1
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http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/as...ion/index.html

After Thailand's most popular animal couple failed to mate, zoo officials are gearing up for plan B -- a DVD they hope will get Chuang Chuang and Lin Hui in the mood for love.

Because of that, Prasertsak has prepared a DVD of pandas having sexual intercourse to show the couple, hoping the demonstration -- call it panda porn -- will inspire them to make a love connection.

Okay, who can come up with the best title for the DVD?

"Goldilocks does the Three Bears"

"Chitty Chitty Chuang Chuang"

"Bad Screws Bears"
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Old 01-25-2006, 12:53 PM   #2
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This thread immediately reminds of the South Park episode with Sexual Harassment Panda.



Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment... Panda!
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment... Panda!
Don't say that, don't touch there..
Don't be nasty says the silly bear!
He's come to teach you what's right and wrong..
Sexual Harassment... Panda!
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Old 01-25-2006, 12:54 PM   #3
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Old 01-25-2006, 01:07 PM   #4
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Who is in charge of this product and why haven't they been fired yet?
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Old 01-25-2006, 01:38 PM   #5
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Why does it not suprise me that the one person who would have a panda porn pic available would be Fotze.
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Old 01-25-2006, 02:36 PM   #6
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Old 01-25-2006, 02:54 PM   #7
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Bear-ly Legal.

Long time lurker and decided to join to add that important piece of information. I'm so sad.
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Old 01-25-2006, 03:01 PM   #8
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Old 01-25-2006, 03:50 PM   #9
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Maybe they just don't like each other.
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:30 PM   #10
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