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Old 01-20-2006, 12:57 PM   #1
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To set up the CPHL's game of the week between Axels old team the Devils and his new team the Flames current GM Sylvanfan recently did a survey of Devils fans for who their most hated man in the CPHL is. Syl felt this was neccessarry as a means of putting the blame for the Devils franchise on the man who deserves it. The results were unanimous as they chose former GM Axel Axemann AKA Sample00. It seems the fans are still very bitter about many of the Axemanns deals that left the club in shambles and with no hope for the future.

Deals that saw a goaltending tandem that was once Martin Brodeur AND Miika Kiprusoff both traded in the same season. By the time the team was in Syl's hands the goaltending duo was Mike Dunham and Jani Hurme......So we have an 84OV and 80OV goalie downgraded to over rated 79 and 71 guys...Not good. That too is just the beginning of the dismantling of a former powerhouse. Aside from that the defence was anchored by Rhett Warrener. Up front Keith "I don't have no concussion" Primeau was carrying the mail. Left with a prospect base of Ladislav Smid and nothing else, and an average team height of under 6 feet tall GM Syl has certainly been in tough. I mean in today's world any man under 6 feet is considered an anomily. The team is cheaper, younger and now bigger than what it used to be. There are players with first line potential back in the system, but the work with this team has barely been started.

After bolting to Calgary due to a Liberal government-esque patronage appointment, Sample has just laughed at the Devils. Like that senile former NDP MP from BC who stole millions from charity Bingo, Sample refuses to take any responsibility for the Devils. With the Flames currently second in a weak Howe Conference and loaded with over rated old guys who will crash and burn after this season the Axemann, simply ignores any comments around him, and boasts of his accomplishments. A man who consistantly claims, "I'm German, I never make mistakes." A man who goes to Vegas and bets on his own team consistantly. Yes he does occasionally purposefully try to lose games to line his own pockets. He once held up Tim Hortons in Edson and left the entire town without donuts. A man who tried to pick up than Devils GM Flickered Flame in a scandalous CPHL pool party last year. A man who would trust KevanGuy to babysit his own children. This is an evil, evil, bad man. Karma owes him a severe ass whipping!!!!!

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Old 01-20-2006, 01:15 PM   #2
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trash talk all you want...
I am only gonna post one thing...

2003/2004

Doug Risebrough Award - an annual award given to the GM selected as the GM who made the worst deal(s) as voted by the general managers of all CPHL clubs.
Chad Rein - Sylvanfan - Florida

yes, I may have placed second in that category, but you, my friend, won it!!!

you want to know the most hated GM in Florida??..you guess it...YOU!!!
I just wish someone would remind me of that bonehead trade you made!!!!

and btw..when "I" left the devils..it had an abundance of youth and probably about 20 draft picks. I traded away the older players for young ones and draft picks..and I would do the same thing again, in the same position.
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Old 01-20-2006, 01:20 PM   #3
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Yes, but I have apologized countless times to the people in Florida, and Edmonton (although the mullet folk in that city don't deserve any apology's). I should also point out that both teams obviously had some good assets left as they currently sit top 4 in the entire CPHL. I fully admit that my trade hurt the Panthers big time at the time. I often encourage noobs, to see that deal, and think of it when they take to the trade market. Don't make those types of deals ever!!!

You on the other hand refuse to believe that anything wrong ever happened in New Jersey!!!! The people ask for an apology that you are too proud to give!!! For that they hate you! Axel is BAD!!!!
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Old 01-20-2006, 01:27 PM   #4
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what apology?..

a) I left the team with youth and draft picks...it certainly is better than the mediocrity that you seem to have made that team into..or wait was that your predecessor?

b) Its the swamp..nobody apologizes in the Swamp! And one thing my pappy always told me was..never apologize..it shows weakness!!
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Old 01-20-2006, 01:41 PM   #5
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what apology?..

a) it certainly is better than the mediocrity that you seem to have made that team into..or wait was that your predecessor?
Which one of the 200 people who stepped in only to leave with comments along the lines of "I can't fix this mess" are you talking about? It was so bad the Flickered Flame bolted to take over an expansion team.

And remember you may be German......But I'm Austrian....In short I get to committ haenous acts and convince the rest of the world that you did it!!!!!

Blame Axel, it's all his fault.
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Old 01-20-2006, 02:05 PM   #6
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ok, you win, I aint even gonna touch that one!!!!
since when did nationalities enter this conversation!

no apology forthcoming! get used to it!!!
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Old 01-20-2006, 02:46 PM   #7
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For the record, Florida is still recovering...

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