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Old 09-07-2004, 08:49 PM   #1
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anyway, just like the topic says, I have 1 more Gmail invite left. If you want it, just tell me a hilarious joke. If I think your joke is funny, it's yours.
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Old 09-07-2004, 08:58 PM   #2
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Here is a funny joke:

I am giving away 6 gmail invitations, and thats no joke
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Old 09-07-2004, 09:02 PM   #3
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Originally posted by TheyCallMeBruce@Sep 7 2004, 08:49 PM
anyway, just like the topic says, I have 1 more Gmail invite left. If you want it, just tell me a hilarious joke. If I think your joke is funny, it's yours.
I'd like it.

There are three types of sex for married couples.

Type one:
Newlywed Sex - This is when the sex is really passionate, non-stop and takes place on every piece of furniture you own.

Type Two:
Loving bond sex - This is the type of sex that happens in a marriage that reinforces your committment to each other.

Type Three:
Golden age sex - This is when two seniors who have been married for 40 years pass each other in the hallway and yell "screw off!" to each other....
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Old 09-07-2004, 09:15 PM   #4
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Originally posted by Fuel@Sep 8 2004, 02:58 AM
Here is a funny joke:

I am giving away 6 gmail invitations, and thats no joke
So what's your point? Am I suppose to feel bad or something?
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Old 09-07-2004, 09:17 PM   #5
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Originally posted by Reaper+Sep 8 2004, 03:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Reaper @ Sep 8 2004, 03:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheyCallMeBruce@Sep 7 2004, 08:49 PM
anyway, just like the topic says, I have 1 more Gmail invite left. If you want it, just tell me a hilarious joke. If I think your joke is funny, it's yours.
I'd like it.

There are three types of sex for married couples.

Type one:
Newlywed Sex - This is when the sex is really passionate, non-stop and takes place on every piece of furniture you own.

Type Two:
Loving bond sex - This is the type of sex that happens in a marriage that reinforces your committment to each other.

Type Three:
Golden age sex - This is when two seniors who have been married for 40 years pass each other in the hallway and yell "screw off!" to each other.... [/b][/quote]
ROFL!! You're the front runner.
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Old 09-07-2004, 09:18 PM   #6
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Here is a funny joke:

I am giving away 6 gmail invitations, and thats no joke
can I have one.............seriously?
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Old 09-07-2004, 09:36 PM   #7
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Originally posted by TheyCallMeBruce+Sep 7 2004, 09:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheyCallMeBruce @ Sep 7 2004, 09:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Fuel@Sep 8 2004, 02:58 AM
Here is a funny joke:

I am giving away 6 gmail invitations, and thats no joke
So what's your point? Am I suppose to feel bad or something? [/b][/quote]
Haha no
but gmail is giving them away like candy recently, there have been a few threads like this already.
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Old 09-07-2004, 09:37 PM   #8
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Originally posted by Flaming Homer+Sep 7 2004, 09:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Flaming Homer @ Sep 7 2004, 09:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Fuel@Sep 8 2004, 02:58 AM
Here is a funny joke:

I am giving away 6 gmail invitations, and thats no joke
can I have one.............seriously? [/b][/quote]
Yep, just pm with your email adress
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Old 09-07-2004, 09:37 PM   #9
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Originally posted by Fuel+Sep 8 2004, 03:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Fuel @ Sep 8 2004, 03:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Here is a funny joke:

I am giving away 6 gmail invitations, and thats no joke

So what's your point? Am I suppose to feel bad or something?
Haha no
but gmail is giving them away like candy recently, there have been a few threads like this already. [/b][/quote]
I noticed. I figured at least I'll get a joke or two out of this one, since I had a pretty crappy day and wanted to read something funny to take my mind off stuff.
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Old 09-07-2004, 09:48 PM   #10
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what is gmail?
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Old 09-07-2004, 11:05 PM   #11
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After giving out all my 6 invitations last week, google has seemed to grace me with yet another 6. Anyone that wants one, I'm always a pm away.

Gmail is like hotmail, but run by Google, not microsoft, and has 1GB (1024mb) of storage space.
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Old 09-08-2004, 12:00 AM   #12
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I have six to give away as well.
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Old 09-08-2004, 03:50 AM   #13
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Katie bar the door...I ALSO have six to give away. PM and you get one.
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