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Old 05-04-2022, 10:08 AM   #1
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Old 05-04-2022, 10:12 AM   #2
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Nothing worse than being that one person in a section wearing a blue tshirt instead of literally anything red
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Old 05-04-2022, 10:25 AM   #3
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What’s the worst thing I can say without getting an infraction? Because I’ll go with that.
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I hope someone holds a door open for you from an uncomfortable distance and you have to do an awkward speed walk to show that you appreciate their gesture
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my son and i were picking out what jerseys to wear for the game last night. he loves the reverse retro and really wanted me to wear mine. i told him "it's playoffs - we have to wear red!"


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I hope someone holds a door open for you from an uncomfortable distance and you have to do an awkward speed walk to show that you appreciate their gesture

These are supposed to be minor inconveniences, you monster.
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If you invite a friend to the game and they don't wear red to the Playoffs, I hope you...
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...escort them immediately to the Flames store in the Dome to fix their egregious mistake
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I saw too many reverse retros and whites for my liking last night guys!
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my son and i were picking out what jerseys to wear for the game last night. he loves the reverse retro and really wanted me to wear mine. i told him "it's playoffs - we have to wear red!"


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My dad and I were saying they should just have a t-shirt stand outside that sells plain red t's for like $10. Guaranteed they'd sell tons
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I hope you have to wait at a busy gas station for 10 minutes while the guy not even pumping fuel is inside cycling through scratch off tickets.
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Dome was impressive last night for the amount of red in the stands, but here's a quick list of terrible choices I saw:
- Blue Gaudreau world championship jersey (at least that's what i think it was)
- Flames green cammo jersey
- Black Flames Track-suit
- Blasty jerseys
- Heritage Classic jerseys

The new white jerseys aren't so bad actually. The red shoulder caps and big red C look pretty great. The old whites with the flags on the shoulders are definitely a no though.
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Specifically, if you're sitting behind the visitors bench and don't wear red, you should be escorted straight to the FanAttic and not be allowed back to your seats until a red shirt purchase is made.
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Dome was impressive last night for the amount of red in the stands, but here's a quick list of terrible choices I saw:
- Blue Gaudreau world championship jersey (at least that's what i think it was)
- Flames green cammo jersey
- Black Flames Track-suit
- Blasty jerseys
- Heritage Classic jerseys

The new white jerseys aren't so bad actually. The red shoulder caps and big red C look pretty great. The old whites with the flags on the shoulders are definitely a no though.
Does anybody have pictures of the C of Red from the 80s? Did people wear the red or white jersey more often? Back then, the home jersey was the whites with red caps. I don't see as many jerseys in the crowd in the pics that I can see or was the C of Red only during playoffs?

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A few pics from the 1989 Stanley Cup round

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