Fotze - I'm an Idiot

[fotze2]

Just thought I should put a thread, I know its arrogant to make a thread about me.

Many years ago the mods made me aware there was some one that was threatening with real stuff against me and and a coulpe others. Sayign they had proof I was a pedo and the others. One of the others was Pylon, who is an absolute damned beast in real life, just a bloody beast. He's kind of how I imgaine silver is.

So the mods offered (kenn, bingo, jiri, et al) offered to delete all my posts because they are awesome. I took the up on that because i was lwgitimately scared. dick jokes didn't seem to be so cray cray, but I guess I was wrong.

The MAID thread brought me back. Yes the fotze mom jokes are still funny, keep the coming, they are all good. But we did MAID and two kind ladies came into our house and filled my mom full of pink goo in my childhood bed and we all watched her die. It was brutal. It was lung cancer or I guess pink goo suffoction to be honest.

Twink Hitler Keane Bexte posted that anyone who does maid should not get an inheritance earlier today. I needed a trigger warning. But I still think trigger warnings are horse####.

So anyhoo, I'm reelng right now. Sorry for this self indulgent asshat thread. But if anyine knows or can tell me where they expect that guy to yell at politicians it would be appreciated.

I really want to ask him where he was when Ezra Levant first tasted his dink.

[Bill Bumface]

Holy crap you hit the sauce early man. I hope everything is ok.

[CroFlames]

No need to apologize. Stuff happens and CP is a welcoming community.

Hoping for the best for you.

[TorqueDog]

I echo CroFlames' sentiments. I can't imagine how tough that must have been going through the MAID process with your mom. Sorry dude.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by Bill Bumface

Holy crap you hit the sauce early man. I hope everything is ok.

You tall ####head, I could beat your ass.

Bum face is like an orangutan. Nine foot tall creepy jerk.

[Slava]

Wow, sorry to hear about your mom and MAID. It’s so gross that Bexte would have any opinion on the topic.

[prarieboy]

Sorry for your loss. Watching parents pass is brutal.

You are right about Pylon.

[malcolmk14]

I've met a few people from CP in real life and if anyone could survive in the remote wilderness (and maybe thrive, even) it's pylon.

Sorry to hear about your mom.

Lol @ Twink Hitler

[btimbit]

I remember some of that ####, still wish pylon would be back more often. Love that guy

And #### Bexte

[nfotiu]

Which MAID thread? I thought the most recent one was pretty decent with the few of us who’ve gone through it sharing experiences.

[Playfair]

Originally Posted by nfotiu

Which MAID thread? I thought the most recent one was pretty decent with the few of us who’ve gone through it sharing experiences.

Really doesn't matter at this point. Going through a traumatic experience deserves respect. I am so sorry for your loss, and all that has happened frankly. Please stick around, Fotze.

[bc-chris]

oh fotze - so sorry to hear about your mom - that sucks.

i never really "got" MAiD until my dad was diagnosed with terminal cancer. he didn't go that route, but after watching him deteriorate to become a shell of the dad i always knew i totally understand what would lead someone to that option. ugh - watching a parent suffer sucks.

again - so sorry for your loss.

[The Fonz]

How do these hate-dweebs like Bexte walk the streets without getting jumped?

Sorry to hear about what you’ve had to go thru, fotze.

[btimbit]

Originally Posted by The Fonz

How do these hate-dweebs like Bexte walk the streets without getting jumped?

Did you see the latest one where he asked the mayor one of the most loaded question's I've ever heard, so she just walked away, and the masses ate it up. Such a shame that people give clowns like that an ounce of clout, he shouldn't have even been there

[Dion]

Sorry for your loss Fotze.

Welcome back, you were missed.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by The Fonz

How do these hate-dweebs like Bexte walk the streets without getting jumped?

Sorry to hear about what you’ve had to go thru, fotze.

I didn’t have to go thru crap. That’s not what I meant. I was hoping anything angry is turned to that piece of ####. That’s all. No sorrow needed on my end. I’m a crappy storyteller.

[ben voyonsdonc]

Glad to have you here Fotze and I am so sorry to hear everything that you’ve been through. You are always one of my favourites.

“Twink Hitler” might be an all time great insult.

[Blaster86]

Why hello there.

[Flabbibulin]

Ok, anyone else remember the very first “poll” thread on CP and the first reply is from Fotze with something along the lines of “you want my pole, ok here ya go”…

[nik-]

Originally Posted by Blaster86

Why hello there.

General Kenobi?