A container ship drew a phallus with its GPS then was knocked off course in the Suez Canal by wind and got stuck in the sand, inspiring a flood of memes and forcing other ships to detour around Africa like it's 1869.
I thought I tried a post search with "Suez" and got nothing. Must've screwed something up. My bad folks, but this is also a situation that would've been avoided with a descriptive thread title.