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Old 11-22-2005, 01:22 PM   #1
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Day 47
389 DEVILS 4 THRASHERS 5
390 NORDIQUE 3 FLYERS 5
391 LIGHTNING 1 PENGUINS 3
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Old 11-22-2005, 02:31 PM   #2
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Oi Vay! Thrashers are alrightniks! Gam
DEVILS 4
KOTALIK(7) NYLANDER(8) MADDEN(5) PIRJETA(3)
Mike Dunham 17 saves, L, 7-10-4
THRASHERS 5
CHARA(7) CHEECHOO(9) NIEDERMAYER(7) SHANAHAN(12,13)
Patrick Lalime 23 saves, W, 18-3-0

3 Stars: 1- Kotalik 2- Chara 3- Shanahan Att: 18750

The Atlanta Thrashers came out of their chaloshes with a hard earned 5-4 victory over the Devils today. Brendan Shanahan, Zdeno Chara and Viktor Kozlov led the way with 2 points each. Patrick Lalime got back in the nets after giving newcomer Garth Snow a chance the night before.
The Devils came out fast and the Thrashers found themselves in a 2-0 hole 3:42 into the 1st period. The Thrashers had feasted on the weaker teams for quite some time and had simply taken the Devils too lightly.
Atlanta poured in 5 goals before the end of the 2nd period to take a solid lead into the 3rd period and hung on for victory.

Thrashers next game is tomorrow night vs the Capitals in the game of the week!



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Old 11-22-2005, 03:46 PM   #3
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GM Goffie's Home Remedy gets the Pens back on track!!

After recieving a mystery package with a Miami tracking number the Penguins were pleased to recieve what they thought was a keg of good old Molson Canadian beer. The Pens drank it after a big 2-0 shutout win over the Nords. That is when the season took a turn for the worse. Little did they know that the beverage they were consuming was sent by the one and only MJK and contained exlax, IPECAC, and a variety of other home made ingredients. The Pens battled through illness and lost a disapointing 5 straight.

Was there any cure for this illness caused by the vile mixture given to the Pens by MJk in a attempt to send the pens down the standings ??

That is when GM Goffie found it, the new officail beverage of the Pittsburgh Penguins.



Monday Night every Pen was required to go out and consume at least 12 bottles of Killer Penguin Ale. The beer worked as the Pens lead by Peter Forsberg and Alex Daigle beat the Bolts 3-1. Forsberg added 3 assists to give him the league lead in assists, while Daigle chipped in with 2 goals. Robyn Regehr added his first goal in a Pens Uniform and Jose Theodore was stellar in the win. The drunken Pens will next face off against the Flames on Thursday!!
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Old 11-22-2005, 04:52 PM   #4
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Flyers Beat Frenchies!!!!

But even bigger news then the win, the Flyers only took Two penalties the whole game. Sure one was a kicking major, and the other was a boarding minor and a ten minute misconduct, but baby steps here people. The show of disapline coincided with the assignment of Frank "The Fist" Lessard to the Phantoms. Patrik Stefan lead the way with a goal and three helpers. Arkipov and the recently reinsterted Kris Beech also had two points. The latest rookie to crack the young Flyers line up, Christoph Schubert, also contributed an assist to the cause. The Flyers are 5-4-1 in there last ten and currently sit in 22nd overall and 11th in the conference, five points out of 8th.

Flyers Notes:

With Gilbert Brule finally returning from injury after 21 games, the Flyers now have 6 CPHL centers on there roster and may be looking to move one of them...
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Old 11-22-2005, 06:55 PM   #5
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Dancin Anson Stomps on former mates.


"Look Devils, I'm better than you now. Cheese gave me the game puck and a trophy"
Anson Carter after his 3 assist performance against the Devils

About a week ago the ever unpredictable Devils GM Sylvanfan pulled off a bizzarre couple of trades. In one deal Devils top scorer and urban style guru Anson Carter was dealt to Atlanta for obscure Ales Kotalik. Today Carter reminded his mates of just how happy he was to get out of New Jersey as he paced the Thrashers with 3 assists in a 5-4 win. Coming into the game this looked like one of the biggest mismatches in the history of the CPHL as Cheese and his big spending Thrashers sitting atop the CPHL standings were still stewing over last nights upset loss in Los Angeles. The Devils, well they're just a terrible team, so it certainly looked like the Thrashers would walk away with this one quite easily. But on the ice it ended up being a close tilt in which the Thrashers had to pull a fast one to escape with victory.

Despite BLATENTLY CHEATING and using 20 skaters the Devils were able to gain an early advantage in the contest. After Victor Kozlov took a boarding minor it was the newest Devil Michael Nylander scoring the games first goal on the powerplay. The play started with Nylander winning the faceoff to Andy Delmore who slid it to Kotalik for the one timer and Nylander going to the net was able to get a rebound and fire it home 1:37 into the game. The Devils made it a 2-0 lead 2:05 later when Fernando Pisani sprung John Madden in behind a sleeping Devils defence and the dimunitive pivot fired one over Lalimes glove. But the CHEATING Thrashers cut the lead to 2-1 late in the period when Brendan Shanahan took advantage of a missed too many men on the ice and walked into the slot all alone to fire one home. After Shanahan scored Scott Niedermeyer could be seen racing to the bench. Despite seeing this Kerry Fraser just winked, and gave the old snap and point move to Cheese as he ignored the Devils protests.


Kerry Fraser acts like he only sees 5 Thrasher skaters and a goalie on the ice after the Thrashers first goal.

Obviously flustered by being up against a good team who was CHEATING and getting away with it, the Devils came unglued in the second period. Still serving a penalty for a phantom cross checking call Eric Cairns watched from the box as Jonathan Cheechoo was allowed to spear Mike Dunham in the groin, and than pull the puck out of his catching mitt with his hand and shoot it into the net. The Devils stood still watching in disbelief as Fraser signalled a goal, laughed at them and skated to centre ice. But the Devils attempted to fight on in this hopeless battle. Fernando Pisani again made a Wayne Gretzky'isque pass that sent Lasse Pirjetta of all people in all alone to slide one by Patrick "I'm not so good this year in St.Louis am I?" Lalime put the Devils up one. But the big money talent all took advantage of the generous officiating afforded them by Kerry Fraser and Scott Niedermeyer, Brendan Shanahan, and Zdeno Chara all scored to put the Thrashers up 5-3.

The Devils did crawl back within one goal 4:04 into the final frame on Ales Kotaliks 7th of the season. But after Brett Hedican kicked Fernando Pisani in the groin leaving the Devils star player breathless and writhing on the ice in pain. Although even Kerry Fraser could not ignore that, the Devils were forced to play on the defensive as the Thrashers were allowed to clutch, grab, and thug their way to the one goal win.

When asked for a reaction after the game Sylvanfan would only say "someday's it's just a hopeless fight out there. " The Devils GM looked a bit battered and bruised despite spending the weekend in Florida at the annual CPHL GM meetings. Rumors persist that Sylvanfan was booked into some shady joint in little Havana that was run by a couple of Russian arms dealers and never did make it to any of the CPHL functions. CPHL brass denies the rumor, but our very own Bruce-Larry Brooks was there to witness it all first hand and will provide his account of what he saw in his Sunday column in the New York Post.
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Old 11-22-2005, 07:46 PM   #6
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Great story Syl!
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Old 11-23-2005, 06:41 AM   #7
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ROFLMAO...beauty Syl...you have missed your calling!


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Originally Posted by Sylvanfan
Dancin Anson Stomps on former mates.


"Look Devils, I'm better than you now. Cheese gave me the game puck and a trophy"
Anson Carter after his 3 assist performance against the Devils

About a week ago the ever unpredictable Devils GM Sylvanfan pulled off a bizzarre couple of trades. In one deal Devils top scorer and urban style guru Anson Carter was dealt to Atlanta for obscure Ales Kotalik. Today Carter reminded his mates of just how happy he was to get out of New Jersey as he paced the Thrashers with 3 assists in a 5-4 win. Coming into the game this looked like one of the biggest mismatches in the history of the CPHL as Cheese and his big spending Thrashers sitting atop the CPHL standings were still stewing over last nights upset loss in Los Angeles. The Devils, well they're just a terrible team, so it certainly looked like the Thrashers would walk away with this one quite easily. But on the ice it ended up being a close tilt in which the Thrashers had to pull a fast one to escape with victory.

Despite BLATENTLY CHEATING and using 20 skaters the Devils were able to gain an early advantage in the contest. After Victor Kozlov took a boarding minor it was the newest Devil Michael Nylander scoring the games first goal on the powerplay. The play started with Nylander winning the faceoff to Andy Delmore who slid it to Kotalik for the one timer and Nylander going to the net was able to get a rebound and fire it home 1:37 into the game. The Devils made it a 2-0 lead 2:05 later when Fernando Pisani sprung John Madden in behind a sleeping Devils defence and the dimunitive pivot fired one over Lalimes glove. But the CHEATING Thrashers cut the lead to 2-1 late in the period when Brendan Shanahan took advantage of a missed too many men on the ice and walked into the slot all alone to fire one home. After Shanahan scored Scott Niedermeyer could be seen racing to the bench. Despite seeing this Kerry Fraser just winked, and gave the old snap and point move to Cheese as he ignored the Devils protests.


Kerry Fraser acts like he only sees 5 Thrasher skaters and a goalie on the ice after the Thrashers first goal.

Obviously flustered by being up against a good team who was CHEATING and getting away with it, the Devils came unglued in the second period. Still serving a penalty for a phantom cross checking call Eric Cairns watched from the box as Jonathan Cheechoo was allowed to spear Mike Dunham in the groin, and than pull the puck out of his catching mitt with his hand and shoot it into the net. The Devils stood still watching in disbelief as Fraser signalled a goal, laughed at them and skated to centre ice. But the Devils attempted to fight on in this hopeless battle. Fernando Pisani again made a Wayne Gretzky'isque pass that sent Lasse Pirjetta of all people in all alone to slide one by Patrick "I'm not so good this year in St.Louis am I?" Lalime put the Devils up one. But the big money talent all took advantage of the generous officiating afforded them by Kerry Fraser and Scott Niedermeyer, Brendan Shanahan, and Zdeno Chara all scored to put the Thrashers up 5-3.

The Devils did crawl back within one goal 4:04 into the final frame on Ales Kotaliks 7th of the season. But after Brett Hedican kicked Fernando Pisani in the groin leaving the Devils star player breathless and writhing on the ice in pain. Although even Kerry Fraser could not ignore that, the Devils were forced to play on the defensive as the Thrashers were allowed to clutch, grab, and thug their way to the one goal win.

When asked for a reaction after the game Sylvanfan would only say "someday's it's just a hopeless fight out there. " The Devils GM looked a bit battered and bruised despite spending the weekend in Florida at the annual CPHL GM meetings. Rumors persist that Sylvanfan was booked into some shady joint in little Havana that was run by a couple of Russian arms dealers and never did make it to any of the CPHL functions. CPHL brass denies the rumor, but our very own Bruce-Larry Brooks was there to witness it all first hand and will provide his account of what he saw in his Sunday column in the New York Post.
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