UPD: Welcome to New York, fourteen players!

[TheScorpion]

The New York Islanders today announced that they have acquired the following players over the last two weeks:

- Anders Lee
- Mikael Granlund
- Adam Larsson
- Nikita Zaitsev
- Brian Boyle
- Duncan Keith
- Joe Thornton
- Matthew Peca
- Justin Williams
- Corey Perry
- Joe Pavelski
- Andrew Shaw
- Mikkel Boedker

"We are thrilled to have acquired all these players," said GM TheScorpion. "Will money be an issue? Yes. Do we still need a starting goaltender under contract? Yes. Is our team a lot better than it was at the end of the disastrous 2019–20 season? Heck yes."

The CPHL Islanders now boast the following lineup:

#27 Anders Lee "C" - #12 Eric Staal - #47 Alexander Radulov
#21 Josh Bailey - #64 Mikael Granlund - #13 Cam Atkinson
#81 Phil Kessel - #9 Joe Pavelski - #14 Justin Williams
#65 Andrew Shaw - #19 Joe Thornton "A" - #16 Derick Brassard
#40 Michael Grabner/#10 Corey Perry/#11 Brian Boyle/#15 Matt Martin/#89 Mikkel Boedker

#2 Duncan Keith - #55 Jason Demers
#6 Adam Larsson - #4 Justin Schultz
#51 Radim Simek - #22 Nikita Zaitsev
#5 Andrej Sekera/#41 Thomas Hickey/#77 Brad Hunt/#45 Brendan Guhle

#39 Pavel Francouz
#50 Artyom Zagidulin

[TheScorpion]

All trades:

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To New York:

Anders Lee

To Pittsburgh:

Aleksi Saarela
2020 2nd (42)
2020 3rd (83)

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To New York:

Joe Pavelski

To Detroit:

2020 2nd (56)
2020 4th (87)
2020 5th (128)

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To New York:

Mikael Granlund
Nikita Zaitsev
Adam Larsson

To Calgary:

2021 2nd
Pick to be named later

-

To Edmonton:

2021 3rd
Curtis Hall

To New York:

Pick to be named later

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To New York:

Andrew Shaw

To Edmonton:

2021 4th
Colten Ellis

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To New York:

Duncan Keith

To Carolina:

2020 2nd (49)
2021 3rd

[TheScorpion]

Thanks to all GMs involved in these often turbulent negotiations.

Still looking for a goalie, so please let me know if you have an extra one.

[TurdFerguson]

Total FOMO right now.

[TheScorpion]

We have also acquired forward Mikkel Boedker from the Penguins in exchange for the 135th pick in this year's draft.

[3thirty]

If only your team performed as well as your predictions!

[TheScorpion]

Originally Posted by 3thirty

If only your team performed as well as your predictions!

I seem to remember being in the finals two years ago? Or am I misremembering things??

[3thirty]

Originally Posted by TheScorpion

I seem to remember being in the finals two years ago? Or am I misremembering things??

Sorry I can't hear you because my two CPHL Cup rings are plugging my ears.

[TheScorpion]

Yep, putting Crosby on the block is a sure sign of all being rosy in the CPHL world.

[TheScorpion]

We have acquired forward Cal Clutterbuck from the Jackets for Mason Marchment and Colton Poolman