04-02-2019, 12:34 PM
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Norm!
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Captain Crunch's hockey book giveway
Hi all
I was rumbling through my storage room the other day and came across 10 boxes of old books that I haven't read in some time. I've decided to spread some literacy to the masses.
I have two books that are Calgary Flames based. So I decided to do a giveaway for fun.
The first book is
The second is Lanny's autobiography. The book above documents the Flames run to the 1986 Cup Finals. I would also be willing to throw in Mark Spectors Battle of Alberta Book because everyone needs toilet paper.
So the contest
in the spirit of the Oilers not making the playoffs . . . again, the winning contestant will post the best possible movie poster that they can think of that truly represents E=NG. This isn't about the best photoshopper, technical merits have no place here. This is all about the best and funniest piece of concept art.
This is a democracy, the person that receives the most thanks for their poster wins. If they don't live in Calgary, I'll ship the books, if they do, we can arrange a drop, or dead drop if you're into that spying stuff.
I think there has to be an expiry date on this contest, so the doors will close in a week, next Tuesday, whatever the date is.
Have fun
PS No I'm not dying yet, so no you can't win all of my stuff.
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04-02-2019, 12:40 PM
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Fearmongerer
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Oh...i have no photoshop skills btw...just was lookin for a spot to play this dandy!
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04-02-2019, 12:44 PM
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First Line Centre
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Nm
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04-02-2019, 12:47 PM
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Franchise Player
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04-02-2019, 12:50 PM
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Scoring Winger
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Spoiler for size. Wish I had any sense of Photoshop skills... these could be classics.
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04-02-2019, 01:49 PM
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Franchise Player
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oh man - this thread is going to be awesome!! ha! ha!
great idea capt!!
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04-02-2019, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by bc-chris
oh man - this thread is going to be awesome!! ha! ha!
great idea capt!!
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04-02-2019, 05:42 PM
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04-02-2019, 06:06 PM
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Oh boy. Can you post more than once? I can think of a few that would be relevant!
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04-02-2019, 06:29 PM
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Norm!
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If you wish, let your creative juices fly.
Was hoping to see more old boy faces.
Remember all, this comes down to thanks
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04-02-2019, 06:41 PM
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Scoring Winger
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I don’t know how to photoshop or even embed. But I’m sure someone can do something with ‘Garbage Pail Kids’.
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04-02-2019, 06:50 PM
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The folks who run the Oilers have been terrible for as long as we can remember. 'Psycho' and 'Tool' are good descriptions.
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04-02-2019, 07:06 PM
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Oilers are like the Titanic. They look good until they hit the ice.
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04-02-2019, 07:36 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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I've actually got that book as well, so no entry from me.
But, in the truest spirit of E=NG, I see Bruce Dowbiggn has published another book where he jerks off the NHLPA. I rather wonder who actually buys books from obvious shills.
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04-02-2019, 07:42 PM
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04-02-2019, 08:38 PM
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My guess is Captain’s books are littered with red dots, and dots of all colours of the rainbow.
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04-02-2019, 09:22 PM
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Backup Goalie
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