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Old 10-02-2018, 12:57 PM   #1
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Default Jumbo Joe shaves beard off

I kind of felt this was coming as last time I talked to him his wife was kind of nagging at him to lose it.

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Old 10-02-2018, 12:58 PM   #2
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I love he got Brent Burns to shave it for him.

A Bromance for the ages those two. Its a shame I hate the Sharks.
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I guess he didn't want to be mistaken for Gritty.
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There go his powers.
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Old 10-02-2018, 01:16 PM   #5
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Hipster trend is old news. Time for everyone except lumberjacks to lose those beards.
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Old 10-02-2018, 01:18 PM   #7
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About time. God awful looking beard.
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Old 10-02-2018, 01:23 PM   #8
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It was probably the weight of that mighty beard that kept breaking his knees, now he'll be rejuvenated!
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I'm a fan of a good beard, but that thing was getting pretty awful.
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About time. Now if only Burns would get rid of his too....
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About time. Now if only Burns would get rid of his too....
No doubt. It's getting old now. He just looks like a bum. It's not even cool or funny anymore.
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Old 10-02-2018, 01:57 PM   #12
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I guess when your skating is average and diminishing, you'll try anything to gain a 1/2 step.
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I heard he got his whole body waxed to improve acceleration.
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Finally, that was a horrible looking beard. Even Burns is better
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Meh, I enjoy the ol' prospector style of beard. Nothing better than looking like a civil war era photograph.
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I think the NHL should outlaw these beards looks ridiculous.
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Hipster trend is old news. Time for everyone except lumberjacks to lose those beards.
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Old 10-02-2018, 03:03 PM   #18
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I have a beard but I agree it was time, that thing was out of control. You can have a beard and still have it look neat.
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No #### .
I am disappointed he got rid of it . It was marvelous. It wasnt the same as Burns beard. Jou actually combed it and used the neccessary oils and conditioners to keep it straight. Burns clearly dosent do as much up keep.

The only people that hate thier beards are jealous.

A) they can't grow one
B) There work wont allow it so they hate some one is allowed at the job
C) They are whipped and they cave to their girlfriends/wives. In that case your girlfriend / wife dont actually reapect you.
D) too ####ing lazy to do the up keep.
E)some dick that relates a beard like that to some slobby hobo. A vain mother ####er that needs to be clean shaven and wear the latestest treads and a beard is just screams of poor and dirty.
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