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Old 09-18-2005, 01:19 PM   #1
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wow talk about radical transplant surgery! No not you transplant99...a FACE transplant!

Your face will be removed and replaced with one donated from a cadaver, matched for tissue type, age, sex and skin color. Surgery should last 8 to 10 hours; the hospital stay, 10 to 14 days.

Complications could include infections that turn your new face black and require a second transplant or reconstruction with skin grafts. Drugs to prevent rejection will be needed lifelong, and they raise the risk of kidney damage and cancer.

After the transplant you might feel remorse, disappointment, or grief or guilt toward the donor. The clinic will try to shield your identity, but the press likely will discover it.


Interviews for about face!

Good for those who have disfigured faces due to fire etc...however I could see this becoming much more if successful.
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Old 09-18-2005, 01:25 PM   #2
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That is pretty interesting. First thing I thought of though was:



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Old 09-18-2005, 01:41 PM   #3
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you You :woot: YOU MEAN I WON'T BE UGLY ANYMORE!?!!?!?!?

:biglaff: :tup: :yes: :yes: I'm so happy I could kiss you :smooch:

Say hello to the new MQS :wave:


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Old 09-18-2005, 02:19 PM   #4
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Jeez... that sounds either extremely redeeming and hopeful or incredibly terrifying.
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Old 09-18-2005, 02:25 PM   #5
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Originally posted by Maritime Q-Scout@Sep 18 2005, 01:41 PM
:biglaff: :tup: :yes: :yes: I'm so happy I could kiss you :smooch:
Not with that face....
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Old 09-19-2005, 05:46 AM   #6
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Originally posted by Maritime Q-Scout@Sep 18 2005, 03:41 PM
you You :woot: YOU MEAN I WON'T BE UGLY ANYMORE!?!!?!?!?

:biglaff: :tup: :yes: :yes: I'm so happy I could kiss you :smooch:

Say hello to the new MQS :wave:


LOL...sorry MQS...theres no transplant that could save your sorry looking puss!
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Old 09-19-2005, 11:43 AM   #7
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I call Brad Pitts face for Monday Wednesdays and Fridays, and Eddie Murphy's face on Tuesdays and Thursdays,

I'll take Jackie Chans face for the weekend
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Old 09-19-2005, 07:49 PM   #8
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Originally posted by Cheese@Sep 19 2005, 08:46 AM
LOL...sorry MQS...theres no transplant that could save your sorry looking puss!
I guess the medical advancements just aren't good enough for the hideously ugly such as myself ;_;

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