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Old 01-31-2017, 01:52 PM   #1
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Old 01-31-2017, 01:54 PM   #2
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Old 01-31-2017, 01:57 PM   #3
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My wife and I were happy for the first 20 years....then we met.

My wife made me join a bridge club...I jump off next Tuesday.
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Old 01-31-2017, 02:01 PM   #4
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Maybe he just wanted to get laid more...
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Old 01-31-2017, 02:04 PM   #5
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My wife and I were happy for the first 20 years....then we met.

My wife made me join a bridge club...I jump off next Tuesday.
My wife likes to talk during sex... just last night, she called me from a motel
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Old 01-31-2017, 02:09 PM   #7
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"I can't wait to go to jail" lol

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Old 01-31-2017, 02:18 PM   #8
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Old 01-31-2017, 04:02 PM   #9
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Not married, but the last time I played doctor with my girlfriend, I left her in a small room with a 2009 issue of Popular Mechanics for two hours while I saw other people.
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Always reminds me of that scene from Armageddon.

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