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Old 07-14-2016, 01:38 PM   #1
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Rehashing what he did last year, but he's going to die if he attempts this.

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Boria said he has already purchased a 1970s Soviet space suit he plans to refurbish, and is working towards getting his pilot’s licence and a radio operator’s licence
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“Once I’m up there, I’ll jump down and break the speed of sound,” he said. “If the Red Bull guy can do it, I can too.”
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Old 07-14-2016, 01:39 PM   #2
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Old 07-14-2016, 01:44 PM   #3
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Dude needs to watch this:

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexpe...ilms/spacemen/

In the 1950s and early '60s, a small band of high-altitude pioneers exposed themselves to the extreme forces of the space age long before NASA's acclaimed Mercury 7 would make headlines. Though largely forgotten today, balloonists were the first to venture into the frozen near-vacuum on the edge of our world, exploring the very limits of human physiology and human ingenuity in this lethal realm.
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At least he's gonna die doing what he loves?
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Old 07-14-2016, 01:48 PM   #7
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"Calgary man gets free advertising for his business while not actually dumb enough to try this"
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Son, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.
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Sounds like the headline in The Onion.
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Old 07-14-2016, 03:12 PM   #11
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Hey if we can have doctor assisted suicide, why not space assisted? Seriously tho has anyone considered this guys mental health?
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Old 07-14-2016, 03:32 PM   #12
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Why not use neinty Nein...
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If he does it where he can't fall on anyone else and injure them, I say go for it. Man has a dream, let him do it.
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Are you sure his name isn't Borat?
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I think this guy's been heavily influenced by Red Bull.

In that, he's had about 300 of them and is going insane.
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Old 07-14-2016, 04:17 PM   #16
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That's the thing. This guy *IS* dumb enough to try this. He's already done a stunt like it once, with several charges for violating protected air space to prove it.
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I hope he fights birds while he's floating.

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Dude needs to watch this:

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexpe...ilms/spacemen/

In the 1950s and early '60s, a small band of high-altitude pioneers exposed themselves to the extreme forces of the space age long before NASA's acclaimed Mercury 7 would make headlines. Though largely forgotten today, balloonists were the first to venture into the frozen near-vacuum on the edge of our world, exploring the very limits of human physiology and human ingenuity in this lethal realm.
Kittinger was boss, and since I'm quoting a troutman post his jump was also featured in the music video of Dayvan Cowboy by the Boards of Canada.
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Don't just point out the video, post it so people can hear the awesome song that goes with it

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I'm sure this will end swimmingly.
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