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Old 06-16-2016, 11:20 PM   #1
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As you read this - your immediate situation - you are required to be without a shirt or pants. Not both - not neither.

Choose and explain
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Old 06-16-2016, 11:22 PM   #2
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Pants, but I'm lying in bed at the moment so I wouldn't want to be wearing my khakis.
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Old 06-16-2016, 11:24 PM   #3
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Pants.
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Old 06-16-2016, 11:25 PM   #4
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hmmmm...so choice is to show off top or bottom buldge.....I think we will go without pants!
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Old 06-16-2016, 11:26 PM   #5
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hmmmm...so choice is to show off top or bottom buldge.....I think we will go without pants!


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Old 06-16-2016, 11:26 PM   #6
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So, you're saying I'd have to put on pants?
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Pants for sure, at work on shift, only 1 other person in the building and its a girl. My boxer briefs are pretty much shorts anyhow.
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Old 06-16-2016, 11:47 PM   #8
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Going pantless with a shirt on feels weird compared to shirtless with pants on.
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Old 06-16-2016, 11:55 PM   #9
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Shirt. I have lovely knockers plus I'm at home and my husband will appreciate it LOL.
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It would have to be pants. I would hate to be on a date with a woman where I usually struggle for things to say, only to have her say we'll talk about the first thing that comes up
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Old 06-17-2016, 12:16 AM   #11
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So, you're saying I'd have to put on pants?
No kidding, I lose my pants ASAP when I get home.
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Old 06-17-2016, 01:01 AM   #12
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I'm on the toilet, so I'd much rather be wearing a shirt than pants if I had to choose. Like George Costanza, though, I like the freedom of wearing neither.
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Old 06-17-2016, 01:24 AM   #13
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It's 1:30am, why do I have to choose?
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Old 06-17-2016, 05:16 AM   #14
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Shirt. I have lovely knockers plus I'm at home and my husband will appreciate it LOL.
How does this not have 175 Thanks by now.
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Old 06-17-2016, 05:50 AM   #15
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Pants. Always pants. Pants suck.
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Old 06-17-2016, 06:13 AM   #16
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Pants, in 30 years they will be a thing of the past, an era long gone, something you only see in old movies.
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Old 06-17-2016, 06:15 AM   #17
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This sounds like a recurring dream I have
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Old 06-17-2016, 06:16 AM   #18
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Ya, pants can go away. I'm a shorts guy anyway, so sittin' in my underwear is fine.
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Old 06-17-2016, 06:32 AM   #19
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Depends what kind of pants we're talking about. Are shorts or track pants cool? If so, shirt, no Donald Ducking it for me. But if it's jeans or something, then pants.

God jeans are so uncomfortable to lounge around in, especially if you're a dude. Such a bizarre clothing material, historically. Levi Strauss must've not been packing much south of the equator..
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Old 06-17-2016, 06:43 AM   #20
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I'm on the toilet after just waking up, about to go shower, not wearing anything. I broke your game!
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